Pilko

Whitley's FA Vase parade was busier than that by quite a distance

Harper Simpson Williamson Coloccini Anita Tiote Cabaye Gutierrez Sissoko Shola Cisse I expect this is the sort of ridiculous 'experienced' side we'll see.

Still crossing my fingers: a lot of managers take training on Monday morning and then get the boot.

Who would take a point right now? Sadly, I would.

Newells vs Racing... 3-3 after 66 minutes with a red card each

Pardew's new job is following Mick Lowes around with a tuba.

was only a matter of time before one of these Twitter things came round. That said, I'm clinging onto the 1% of me which believes it. Be class if it was true, shame it won't be.

Laughable he gets 27% I expect that number to drop now that Mick has posted the link on here like.

I agree with the sentiment, but who else do we play there?

HEYOOOOO came in at 12/1, that's £26 return

He'd probably write "we was relegated" in his notebook.

imagine that.

From Viz http://s21.postimg.org/kjdwtx57r/IMG_20130428_153843.jpg

this whole season is like that scene from the Family Guy TV executives, with Pardew playing the head guy. 'Hey, how about this? A single white girl in the city working at a magazine!' - 'You guys hear yourselves? This is the same old crap over and over again. We need to take a chance, try something different, something fresh!' http://s22.postimg.org/600r53ve9/famguy.jpg

Draw double; Reading/QPR and Arsenal/Man U Michu FGS

No, no, we need a bit more experience in our side! Harper, Jonas, Williamson and Shola please... and why not get Nicky Butt to come out of retirement for a few weeks whilst we're at it?

Are there any fans spending their Sunday outside the ground waiting for some Sky cameras to turn up?

If he hadn't already lost the dressing room then I think yesterday's team selection might have done it.

His confidence must be sky high - the manager only trusts him to play when we're already 5 down. He'll be the first one out the door in the summer, which is a shame, because I think if we found him a position and utilised him correctly he'd be a success.

I really just hope they're waiting for start of play Monday to announce it. It appears like less of a 'knee jerk' reaction if they wait til Monday morning, nice press conference.

Literally anyone else. I'd take Bernard Cribbins, Gareth Gates, the guy who plays Norris off Corrie or Dame Edna fucking Everage - get the cunt out.

The way you've written your posts in here tonight smacks of 'I know better than Nixon the journalist' which just makes you appear petty. His article makes no difference to Pardew staying or going, what you said just read like a personal attack.

I know emotions are running high at the minute but what a twat you look, Wullie, for having a pop at someone who doesn't even post here anymore. So he was wrong about Pardew, that makes him no good and wrong about everything now does it? You're like that knob commentator in pre-season who said Vuckic may as well retire cos he passed instead of having a shot. Honestly man, have a word with yourself. Take it out on Pardew, not an ex-poster who writes articles ffs.

Doesn't matter about the details. Eleven players, eight of which are there purely to defend, will shamble onto the field in some kind of lopsided negative muddle to be roundly beaten by a team who are organised, hard-working, disciplined and balanced. Carroll and Nolan will both score. Let's see if we can keep it less than six this time eh? Hopefully we get a few more tacklers on the pitch, that must be where we are going wrong.

I hope our more pissed up and psychotic fans tear the cowardly cunt limb from limb. Ashamed to be associated with the club atm.