Pilko

GETTTTIIINNNNNN

Piss off Cisse you fucking gimp.

Fantastic move, unlucky Gouff.

One useless piece of shit replaces another.

First fucking kick Remy's had all day and he fluffs it

Amazing chance.

Sissoko remains on, laughable.

What a load of absolute garbage, and yet the fact it's 0-0 means Pardew will be delighted with it.

I bet if Anita was playing we wouldn't be nearly as sloppy as this in midfield. We're giving it away so often.

Santon's distribution so far has been absolutely minging.

This referee is such a fucking tosser, Chelsea lot throwing themselves to the ground and he's giving every single one.

Surely three defeats in a week including a derby game will see the knives come out?

He's an excellent player and he'll be an excellent player for a different club next season, I'm sure of it. Underused by our absolute gimp of a manager.

Ben Arfa dropped and Sissoko retained to play wide right. Fucking tit.

To be fair, a lot of posters come across as schizophrenic when they always say "we" without mentioning that it's their partner.

Matty Pattison vs West Brom at home in 2005/06 - looked like a right player. Then came back after the summer shorn of his ginger-blonde big barnet and was hideously woeful for the rest of his time at the club.

Jason Roberts looks like fucking Pele every time he plays against NUFC like.

Never thought I'd say this but removing Shola for Cabaye was an absolutely shocking move and IMO probably cost us in the end.

That backheel in his own corner was immense like.

Can't be arsed with this. Same again - play well, can't score, couple of sucker punches. 0-2.

Would start MYM, Dummett, Sammy and Anita and then whatever else. We'll lose anyway, just can't see us beating this lot. Pardew will have the fear instilled in our lads - sovereign state and all.

Definitely can't advocate us heading into next season with Gouffran, Shola, Campbell and maybe Remy like, as shit as Cisse now is.

Even though he was largely poor last season as well, I still think that if he'd completed a full pre-season instead of crying like a fucking baby about the Wonga thing only to then wear the shirt anyway, he'd have done a lot better this time around. Never thought I'd say it but if he left I can't say I'd be bothered. Well, actually, I would, cos we'd blatantly not replace him for about two years.

Bet we see 'Fake Cheik Avoids Prison Break' or something similar from one of the tabloids.