Pilko

Just heard 'Magpies a Moussa'

Listening to this I feel like I'm doing my fucking GCSE French exam again

Springboard http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120912200239/simpsons/images/e/ea/We_Put_the_Spring_in_Springfield.jpg

Pardew is prosecuting in court. "Well, your honour, he walks up to the girl, and she's a big strong girl, and knocks her off, absolutely rapes her"

After the Remy deal I don't think he'll be falling over himself to comment until it's completely sorted out.

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Fucking get in.

Fucking hell, a summer transfer essentially already tied up in January, that would be incredible.

a nice little added bonus to go with this transfer. He's desperate for a loan.

We've just napalmed the transfer window.

Haidara and Sissoko as a 'double swoop' probably.

What's up with Casillas? He broke his hand yesterday, two months out. Aye, Mou stepped on it by accident.

A lot of the lineups people are making in light of our signings don't include Anita, he has to be one of the first names on the teamsheet for me. His energy, harrying and ability to distribute the ball are absolutely made for a midfield three role. I think he's been outstanding this season, despite everything.

Yeah, there's normally a Thursday presser isn't there? This isn't the one that was 'scheduled' or 'booked in' or whatever that people were bullshitting about, this is just the usual weekly one.

Whey I guess we have to give Craigy summat to report about on deadline day.

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Fucking hell, I hope that's not what gets revealed at the presser!

6.30pm

Coloccini and Yanga-Mbwia at centre-back.

:lol:

Just re-reading this thread, and: :lol:

I'd keep Dummett as full-back cover and let Ferguson have the rest of the season out on loan. Depending on what we do with Good I'd probably send Tavernier out to the Championship also. Abeid I would loan out and if we sign another forward player on top of Gouffran I'd send Sammy anarl, he's probably the most desperate for a loan.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=756859 wankers.

Agree with that. I've always said there'd not be much hate for Williamson if he was making 6 or 7 starts a season, or if he was cover or whatever. He's fairly dependable on his day but his day is just not often enough, sadly. He's one of those players who does well in a winning team but when things are going to pot, he's generally one of the first ones to point to for fucking up. Confidence* player if I ever saw one. *you could also say 'Conference'