Pilko

Shola, Gosling, Williamson and Obertan want flogging before we consider Perch surplus to requirements. Every squad needs it's 6/10 utility player, and Perch is pretty much an ideal one for where we're at right now imo.

Fucking stupid decision to let him go. Good utility player who's had a real turnaround here, a real shame. He has outperformed Tiote by country miles in the last 18 months.

Imagine our staff doing a 'Learn English Day!' at the training ground 9.00am - Introduction 9.30am - Grammar and structure - Mr A. Pardew 10.30am - Break 11.00am - Pronunciation and choice vocabulary - Mr J. Kinnear 12.00pm - Lunch 1.00pm - Queen's English and how to speak it - Mr J. Carver 2.00pm - Video - Series 2, Episode 1 of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet 3.00pm - Break 3.30pm - The first, second and mainly third person - special guest speaker Mr G. Roeder 4.30pm - Home time

Been an absolutely excellent tournament. Far better than the 'whey it's better than nowt I spose' fayre I expected. Well done to Brazil, also. Delighted for them.

garbage tournament from him up til now but he's put in a near 10/10 performance tonight. Been superb.

Not Spain's night tonight like, class save Cesar.

Especially when you consider the fucking plank who's replacing him.

BetFred's offer was if Fred scores the last goal then they refund all FGS, LGS, scorecasts and correct score bets. They'll be shitting it.

Lawro is such a bellend.

Shit quote on my phone, but whatever. Cheers Fred, again.

Not counting me chickens, but best possible outcome to this so far. wish I'd gone more than £2.50 on each now.

£2m for Nathan Redmond would be a good signing.

£4-5m is probably about right, the difference between that and the £8m is the ole English premium.

Either Neymar or Fred in a Brazil win is my choice of bet tonight. Will place both I reckon.

If Cardiff are in for him then we fucking should be too like.

I was there when he got sent off against the mackems reserves. Dedicated.

Heed full of broken biscuits, clearly.

the last touted 'party' on here was the Alan Smith one, wasn't it? I'm sure there was one mentioned for when Butty fucked off too.

What a scoop! Every few months man, "It's Sho Time", "Let's Get This Sho On The Road' or "Let Me Sho The Way" etc pops up on the back page when there's fuck all to fill it. Of course, it's worst in the summer when it's so blatantly obvious there's not even daft rumours to report upon.

Same here. Interpolic? More like MINTerpolic More like lowlightserpolic.

Apologies if it's already been discussed but what's with that rather vague story at the top of nufc.com this morning?

Whilst I agree, he doesn't have a great deal else though, does he?

I think he's a promoted team squad filler or a promotion-chasing team's 20-game third choice midfielder.

The very definition of 5/10. A complete non-entity.