Pilko

Ah well, at least the mackems are having a shit time of it. Hearts/WBA double still alive too.

no moar golas pls

No need to panic lads, Sheasy will be off soon enough.

Do you know Carlos Cuellar? Yes. Well, he looks like a quare, sounds like a quare, plays for a quare football team and his name sounds a bit like quare. I agree. I'll put him down as a probable quare.

WBA/Hearts double @ just over 8/1

Aye, our only problems are due to injuries and suspensions, christ. Are you under 25, Mick? That might be true if you swapped the two digits around. Maybe.

Gera 1-0 scorecast.

All 3pm PL teams to score All 3pm Championship teams to score Wigan/Reading X, Ipswich/Peterborough X, Wolves/Forest X (acca) Norwich, Fulham, Barnsley, Leyton Orient, Accrington Stanley, Sheff Utd (Heinz) Hibs/Aberdeen X, Kilmarnock/St Johnstone X, Ross County/Dundee Utd X, St Mirren/Dundee X (acca) Blackburn, Charlton, Bury, Leyton Orient (acca) Adam Johnson, Anthony Pilkington, Djibril Cisse, Chris Baird, Adam Le Fondre, Barry Bannan (Lucky 63 - 'to score')

You on meth? Nar man, it's a pretty obvious pattern that whatever Pardew says, the opposite happens/happened. I want him to come out now and say "I think we'll try and lose some football matches" to test the theory.

Was so obvious, even before his sickening "I can't talk about other jobs when they have a manager in, but basically, yes, I'd take the QPR job" bit on MOTD the other week. He'll keep them up, and it'll be awful.

Now that Pards has said we need to try and grind out a win, we'll probably knock four goals in and play some attractive, free-flowing football.

1-1 or 2-2 with another injury or suspension. My money is on Santon.

Thanks to Marveaux (which along with NUFC -1/YoungBoysorDraw was one of my two larger stake bets) I'm £33.50 up from last night.

Marveaux FGS @ 12/1 Ben Arfa 2-0 @ 30/1 Anita FGS (ew) @ 22/1 S.Taylor FGS (ew) @ 25/1 NUFC -1 and Young Boys or draw double @ 7/2 ish Sammy Ameobi to win a penalty @ 14/1

If that's the team then get in.

There's a difference between being a 'technically gifted' defender like Coloccini or Santon, someone decent on the ball like Steven Taylor, and then not being able to kick a football with any consistency whatsoever like Simpson (and Williams fwiw).

Any value on NUFC tonight? Marveaux at 12/1 FGS (if he plays) looks tempting.

I'm more concerned about performance than result tonight. I'd rather we won 1-0 and controlled the game and created chances than won 3-0 and played like shit.

I've got really high hopes for Maddison, he looks class. These loans that's five now with Hooper anarl.

Hopefully he can get some match experience and start forcing his way into the first team pool.

I reckon an edgy 1-0 win not too different from the Brugge home game.

Probably my favorite post. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-s2UEof6PVQg/TpIROlJgq_I/AAAAAAAAPrk/ZILRDxR6jxo/s1600/patrick-star-spongebob-squarepants-pictures-f006.jpg

That'll be Toy Story I think. Deffo not Spongebob.

The little cunt had better not net against us.

Until the end of the season.