Pilko

Three years of waiting for us to replace Almiron and the best we could muster was this fucking joker for £55m. Sheer negligence.

Elanga is a fucking joke. Crap footballer.

Woltemade hates shooting

3 times now we've lead 1-0 away from home, he's made a shit mistake for 1-1 and then we've gone on to collapse. It's clearly affecting the whole team knowing they can't rely on him at all.

Oh good, another away collapse

"ooh, but he's a good shot stopper" Costs us at least one goal in the last 3 away games now. Time for Ramsdale.

Please drop that gormless cunt in yellow. Fucking costing us goals away from home week after week.

Fuck off Gordon. Everyone else has played really well, particularly Willock who has been a welcome surprise. Feel like if we can execute one or two good through balls we'll dust this off as they'll have to leave more and more gaps as it goes on.

Playing footy.

Hearing reports that Adam P single-handedly fought off 12 massive Marseille ultras single-handedly and lived to tell the tale, but frustratingly his camera stopped working just as it all kicked off, so none of it got caught on film.

Willock getting in ahead of Ramsey and Miley doesn't make sense at all, but I'm sure there's a reason for it if true.

Great save by short arms

Tony Harrington Inspector Dimmock from the Sherlock series

For what it's worth, I'd have wanted a pen for the one on Foden if it was the other way around, but as others have pointed out there's an absolute roll call of decisions we've had go against us v City in the last 15 years and we were long overdue one going our way.

Remember when Aguero was about three yards offside and scored a header from a free kick that was allowed to stand?

There'll be cards in this for sure. Both sides flying in

I hate this recent obsession with anyone daring to challenge a goalkeeper in the air therefore must have fouled them. Absolutely nowt wrong with the challenge from the Leeds player and just because that cunt Martinez flings himself to the floor they're querying it. He just needs to not be a cheating little melt.

No injuries first and foremost, please. A draw would be a good result.

Nothing to do with your team missing three or four gilt-edged chances though. It was the ref's fault. Fucking pathetic view. And everyone on here will know I'm right.

Thought he was a bit better with the ball than the two away shit shows, but still slack at times. The first Haaland chance comes from him misplacing a simple short pass. I really hope Howe has learned not to start him 3 games in a week, though. Said this before the game today but out of City, Marseille and Everton this was the one I'd want him to start most. In terms of physicality and generally spoiling he did what you'd want today. He should be sat down for at least one of the other two games this time. Let's see.

He talks like I do after about nine pints when I'm swallowing every third word to try and keep my dinner down.

Rooney can hardly speak, not sure why the Beeb are so desperate to get him on analysis when he finds sentences such a challenge. Painful viewing.

Game of the day just starting on Sky Premier League - coverage of Liverpool Forest if anyone fancies a laugh or a wank, or both simultaneously.

No league goal or assist in 20 appearances says otherwise. He's been shite for probably two years now aside from a couple of games. The criticism he's getting is really fair.