Pilko

An idiot with legs. That's a bit harsh, I'm quite the academic.

Agbonlahor could potentially work out well for the mackems. He's clearly got some talent, and had a good spell at Villa a few years ago - he looks to me like he's absolutely dying for a move. He's stagnated at Villa now and needs a transfer to kick-start his career again. £10m is very expensive though. It's not a guarantee he'll find his form.

I think it's fair enough not letting Cisse play in the Olympics, seeing as we lost him for the AFCON last season and will potentially do so again this.

23 hours until Houston vs Sporting KC.

Post of the year, right there :lol:

on to the next one

Park to QPR is an interesting one. Didn't he say once he wasn't considered good enough for Man U, that would be it for him?

Get on the blower to Arsene, he might pay you to be mini-me.

Pardew's shagged Ange Merkel, Pardew's shagged Ange Merkel, na na na na, na na na na

Have you ever seen a Mackem in Chemnitzer?

(in a thick German mock accent) E-I-E-I-E-I-O Up zee Premier League ve go When we kill zee fuhrer, zis is what ve sing We're the Geordies, super Geordies Pardew is wor Kaiser

I'm taking the credit for it because I am brilliant unlike Germany

I think he's got a lot of useful attributes, and that he'll be a success here. If he can muster 10 appearances next season it'll be a big breakthrough for him, much like little Shane did in our first season back.

two world wars and one fairs cup

Hope so, I think he'd be a great signing.

Elliot Debuchy Douglas Good Santon Ben Arfa Amafitalno Bigirimana Moyo De Jong Shola /Skirge

I'm sure I read somewhere that as Pardew arrived for his first training session as NUFC manager, Xisco had just knacked himself and was being put into an ambulance

:lol: that is pure poetry

It's good good good good, good good good! Hmm, sounds good!

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2012/07/05/newcastle-united-close-in-on-double-swoop-72703-31333915/

Class, I thought he had cos he was in the training photos.

http://www.facebook.com/NewcastleTransfers Bigirimana is here now according to their 'sources' lerl

He's in the training photos from this morning, so he's still here. No news on a contract yet, although he and Pards said he'd be there this season coming.

It's not as bad as the non-sale summer. That one was fucking excruciating.

I wonder if he said that entire sentence in that stupid attempt at a Dutch voice and then suddenly switched to an ailing Italian stereotype for the end bit.