Pilko

Was it you who said you'd carry him here and throw Hughton in the North Sea or summat? I know I didn't say those exact words, but I won't rule out saying something similar. Actually, come to think of it, I don't think I ever had that strong a problem with Hughton being our manager after he got the job on a permanent basis in late 2009. I was actually one of very few in favour of it when it happened. Nar, I wasn't calling you out on your opinions of Hughton. I just seem to remember you staunchly defending Grant and saying something similar to carrying Grant to Newcastle and dropping Hughton in the North Sea

That article citing Pardew as a 'young manager' he's only 11 years younger than Dalglish ffs

Was it you who said you'd carry him here and throw Hughton in the North Sea or summat?

That Simpsons gif is possibly the best thing ever created by anyone ever

Ian Downie figures

Something has to go right for Avram soon.

About fucking time. Well done, HTT.

What's John Sitton up to these days? Be perfect.

That's my major grievance about the squad, too.

Hacken AIK Solna Degerfors Falkenbergs £1 = £13.20 Sandnes Elche Numancia Recreativo Huelva Renitstas £0.04 Canadian (£1.04 stake, max payout £114.50)

Terry Mac is a good bloke but he was talking utter s**** during that interview. Nonsense. He's a pretentious tool. He knows how to line up cones pretty well, though. And he can pick a three-horse accumulator like neebody's business.

Is that Sam Allardyce's horse?

Skirge winning on Ba 3-0 vs Man U was pretty funny. Mainly because about twenty minutes after I read about it on here, my dad told me about 'some auld gadgie who was in front of us in the Ladbrokes queue who won over £500 on Ba 3-0'

Really don't want Martinez to get the job. He's too nice and decent a fellow to get the Liverpool gig, just like Woy was.

Just because it's a long post doesn't mean it's good. Exhibit A: HTT.

£fuck.you

Yeah, that one goal against Portsmouth in the cup would have been a big miss.

Just going to sit here in this thread and wait for brummie to arrive. I have pizza, scotch eggs, three different flavours of crisps, a six-pack of cans and a large bar of Dairy Milk. Take your time.

I think the strikers should be Rooney, Crouch, Holt, Defoe and Sturridge. Sturridge and Rooney can operate in an attacking midfield capacity which is my justification for taking the 5; FWIW I'd have Phil Jones in there too as a defence/midfield double-option to cover that too.

Four home wins all season hot fuck

could do with that French narrator from Spongebob to go in between these two articles. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18053608 'Alex McLeish plans to overhaul Aston Villa squad' 'Twen-teeh foerugh hou-eurs lat-eurgh' http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120324105143/spongebob/images/e/e8/24_Hours_Later..._.png http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18056282 'Alex McLeish poised to leave Aston Villa'

It'll be the first three on that list that go, imo.