Pilko

Let's just hope Pards doesn't try to stick his cock in the nine-inch gash.

He's prone to some poor performances but he always seems to recover to post some excellent showings, too.

Score draw.

Been saying for a while we needed to drop that useless turd Simpson and try someone else, anyone, on the right. Perch steps up for the umpteenth time this season.

Shola Time worked to great effect once again. Glad we've found a use for him. Nice assist.

wow

been awful to listen to all night apart from the reaction to the two goals

GET IN!!!!

We've had nearly 3 of the 10 already. Believe.

Talkshite: NUFC not won in 18 visits to Stamford Bridge we won there last season Collymore you tosspot

SHOLA TIME

Ba not happy apparently, suggesting Mikel just elbowed him in the back.

Bolton equalise through NIGEL REO COKER gerrin

I hope Jon Obi Mikel breaks his legs. Talentless water-carrying fucker.

Mark Halsey has always been a fucking tosspot and given us sweet fuck all in every game we've had him.

FUCK OFF TALKSPORT Reporter saying he was talking to journos in the press room and they think Cisse has a release clause that could be as small as £15m wankers

Cabaye apparently flagging a great deal.

Won £20 on Cisse FGS so have stuck £2 on Bolton/Spurs draw in-play - got 4/1.

The photo of oldtype :lol: Someone with the ability to, change his avatar!

Fuck, what a huge goal that would have been.

ooof, close

CISSE!

Cah - bay - eh playing in our midfield according to TalkSHITE.

You'd like to think he'll get away with a few borderline decisions after that ludicrously soft and early booking.

I'm sure Chris Waddle will be along to tell us soon if it is. Or even if it isn't