Pilko

Went £2 on Chelsea, Everton and Norwich. Returns £42.90.

For once, an incredibly PR savvy and clever decision by Ashley/Dekka/whoever to announce the new contracts the day before the derby. Gives the players, staff and fans a huge lift.

Absolutely delighted to see this news. I'm going to have curly fries with my bar meal later on to celebrate.

Just thinking, since the days of Zola and JFH, how many genuinely world class amazing superstar strikers have Chelsea had, for a team challenging the top two places every season bar this one? Crespo - flopped Shevchenko - mega-money flop Pizzaro - shite Kalou - I think he'd be good if he played every week. He's areet Kezman - was that before or after Zola? flopped anyway Carlton Cole - lol Torres - worst value for money signing of all time, arguably Drogba - been excellent I make that just the one, which is dead dead poor. Probably missed some others out though.

Krul, Ryan Taylor and Jonas for me. If I could have a few more picks I'd have gone Coloccini, Ba and Sammy.

I laughed at the fact that the phrase 'a series of gigs' is included within the article anyway.

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Goodnight, sweet ginger prince.

I'd like to think that our supporters would concern themselves with shouting the lads to victory rather than articulating tacky, naff-looking visual displays to vaguely annoy the opposition fans.

Nani McPhee

The Black Swansea.

The names of the films you go and see Millwall-E Huddersfield of Dreams Gerd Muller's Day Off Das Football Boot there's others too. It's mint

The one thing I'm wondering is when we'll see that geordie vicar who does sermons in his newcastle top who SSN always wheel out for a chat

The passing one is the hardest one tbf. The snapshot, you click when the ball reaches you to 'trap' it, and then hold on for 0.5 of a secondish before you let go and that determines which bit of the goal it goes into/not into.

It'd be Taylor > Tan for me on the right but really it should be Taylor and Ben Arfa together imo.

so long as you don't say 'sidewalk' we have no real issues here.

Does he do the firework whistle? That also annoys me greatly. Both of them sit together, or did that cup match at least. Thinking about it again, i think it was the lad with Whistler who did it (the shirt gives him away ) It was so insanely high whistling, was almost bleeding out of my ears! His mam's proper fit like. http://jssgallery.org/other_artists/whistler/Whistler's_Mother.jpg

completely agree with that.

I remember you saying the same sort of thing before the 5-1.

We're on ESPN so let's just assume that Ray Stubbs will get him banned again if he dares to go within a metre of Lee Cattermole.

He's been poor in the last four or five games. I still think he's a competent enough squad defender, though. Shouldn't be looking to sell, not yet anyway.

Can't wait to see the back of this tosser.

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