Pilko

Hopefully Dawson is thick enough to see a quick black fella up front and shit his pants thinking it's Oba Martins again.

Obertan or Ben Arfa wasn't really the issue, it was Cisse or Shola and THANK FUCK FOR COMMON SENSE, Pards.

gol Stoke Shawcross

Get in Arsenal.

Pleased enough with that.

About an hour before kick-off ish. So like 10 minutes from now.

Careful you don't choke.

So glad to see Mark Hughes getting a walloping.

Should just strike it off your list and reduce the winning odds accordingly.

Goal Parky.

Clint Dempsey is an absolute god. So many fantasy football points I've got off him in the last 14 months or so.

Stoke go 2-0 down. Good.

mint

To the tune of that rugby 'we paid for your hats' song: We hate Spurs twats We hate Spurs twats Harry Redknapp's dodged his tax We hate Spurs twats

If we start Ba and Ben Arfa then it's not too vital that Cisse starts the game. However, if Shola plays we're royally fucked.

Bunch of 50p longshots: Fulham, Birmingham, Southampton, Sheff Utd, QPR, Bolton - wins £23.50 BTS: Blackburn/QPR, Sunderland/Arsenal, Millwall/Derby, Tranmere/PNE, Hereford/Cheltenham, Torquay/Shrewsbury - wins £28.90 Draws: Everton/Chelsea, Swansea/Norwich, Forest/Watford, Peterborough/West Ham - wins £67.35 And a quid on Spurs, Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City - Bluesq offering 12/1 and if all those win by 2+ goals, they'll double the payout.

he's shit

get in

Spurs would never appoint Pards as manager.

Steve Kean for England plz

For someone who 'has no ability whatsoever going forward', Perch's 30-yard shot didn't look all that bad. He set up the Gosling goal at Man City with the initial through pass to Ba too.

Come in number 23.

Anyone seen the photoshops of Scott Parker on the skysports website? 'Arise Captain Scott' ffs

He's had a great season and I'm more than happy to see him in the matchday 18. He's versatile, has a great right foot and works hard.

So those'll be Man U (a), Villa (a) and Spurs (h)?