Pilko

That doesn't add up with the usual "we have to see who's available during the window" etc. I still think if there's a striker we've looked at available at the right (cheap) price for us, we'll get one, nowt wrong with dampening expectations.

Talk about the England squad please.

Would go along with this.

http://i.lv3.hbo.com/assets/images/series/little-britain-usa/characters/marjorie-dawes-1024.jpg Do it again

How flat is Marc Wilson's head? You could rest a pint on it.

Lineker mentions the litter get in.

Why does O'Neill wear that jumper with '31' on it?

That penalty area at the end there looked like that World Cup final with all the tickertape and that, so much litter.

Westwood about ten yards off his line there.

Why does O'Neill wear that '31' top? I remember in Pardew's first game, Steve Stone had a '55' one or something with one of the numbers hanging off. The pen decision. :lol: Karma for Cattermole, what an utter fucking cunt.

Saha should score.

An actually good bit of analysis, despite Shearer's terrible grammar. Shock.

Villas Boas getting into the festive spirit there. Canny Rudolph nose on him. Nearly as bad as Fergie's.

I put Dempsey in my FF about November last year, he's scored so so many goals since then. Great player.

"Cahill's gonna go, in the next three or four days..." I never knew the window opened on the 29th or 30th of December. Nice one Lawro.

Pards loves a bit of cold turkey.

Great ball from Ryan Taylor there like. Precise, and a classy finish.

Harsh as fuck that foul given against Cabaye there.

Lawro: "What can you do?" Not buy such shit players despite having massive money to spend. Next question.

Carroll twice denied. Dead unfortunate, get in.

Yakubu ruined that move by being fat and in the way

Gerrard's left his unusually white and thin knob hanging out.

Phil's doing well to be running round the pitch considering he was in a big fire today. Respect the ref.

The surprise in Motty's voice there ffs. "Oh, Joe Hart forced to make a save!" The fact that West Brom actually gave him something to do against mighty City! Wowza.

0-0 game on second. FUCK OFF