Pilko

Bet you the Liverpool game ends 1-1 and they miss a host of chances to win it near the end. Seems to be the recipe of nearly all their home games this season.

And the same against Blackburn in the FA Cup.

Imagine getting a massive ban from football for getting stage fright

Pards cockteased us last week saying Simpson was a doubt and the bastard still played. Really would love to see a starting team that doesn't include him for a change.

Joined Sheffield Wednesday on loan til the end of the season.

gan on pards

Left the pub at 0-2 when City/Chelsea was over. Came into my flat, checked livescores, saw 3-2, pissed my pants. Immense

I'm just busy furiously wanking over the interesting discussion about height that's going on here, don't mind me.

KK at Chelsea aye, right.

Every single season we get given hardly any fucking penalties at all and concede absolutely loads, it's bogus. The foul on Ba this weekend was a stonewall pen (the shirt pull from whichever no-mark Norwich inbred defender) if the Turner/Williamson one is given. It's fucking shit, and I hate it!

Didn't even realise there was a game tonight but pleased to see them get turned over by a poor team.

That sounds like a fucking mint dance move I quite like the 'Pards 360 feat. folded arms' when we miss a chance, and also the Bruce Forsyth pose he did after (I think) Ba's first goal against Man U.

You go down the list of current League 1 managers, HTT, and tell me which ones you think would have managed this squad to 6th after three-quarters of the season. This should be a laugh.

I really wish you'd bore off, HTT. Our problems lie with the players AND the manager, it's not all totally Pardew's fault.

Tiote, Steven Taylor, Ryan Taylor Best was starting games regularly before his injury. Marveaux would have been on the bench instead of fucking Donaldson. I also count little Shane, Obertan (bench), Harper and Lovenkrands amongst the injured.

Aye, let wuh have a screenshot of that. Or better still, a clip.

My uncle was telling me about this at half-time during the Wolves home game. Apparently, he was loosely related to my family.

STOP SAYING 'CONFIDENCE' SO MUCH

Shame they've ditched the chalkboards thing, Perch's today would have been mint. Would be interested to see his stats, particularly tackles and passing %.

Not a chance will Pardew ever be hated as much as Souness/Allardyce.

everyone who is advocating Perch over Williamson for this game is forgetting Perch was murdered by Long and Odemwingie back in December at SJP, then?

Skysports.com have rated Cabaye 8/10

Oh, cool! You have one of those old-fashioned typewriter computers.

This is how we should be utilising him. He's great for the last 20-30 minutes.

Whilst he's in horrendous form at the moment, I think he'd not look half as bad (with the ball) if Danny Simpson showed for the ball once in a while.