Pilko

Dave Jones to make sensational return?

Mick McMackem's hours are numbered unless Wolves salvage summat here, they look dreadful. Swansea on the other hand are looking very good, they're such an impudent and energetic side.

Going to keep saying it: the song should be "this ain't a boumsong this is cabaye" to the scouting for girls 'this aint a love song' tune

Other than Vorm and Graham, that's the same Swansea team who came up.

Hard one to call; Swansea have looked poor away from home all season and Wolves are in horrid form. Worth a small punt on Swansea at those odds though imo.

Went with exactly that, along with a safe-ish looking Man U/Chelsea/Rangers treble and a single on Swansea.

I'm off there now, they look class. Bye.

My last batch of relatively successful weekend bets were actually a result of me coming in steaming and placing them online, so I shall be following the exact same formula tonight. The NUFC/Spurs/Villa treble looks like the best bet to me though, class odds.

Normally I'd be worried about this kind of fixture, but the relative ease with which we've dispatched Blackburn and Fulham at home makes me a bit more confident.

We like to sleep all day, and Pardy all night. This is how we like to live our lives.

Nah, it's the little eyebrow-raise at 0:29 that gets me every time.

PSG.

Eh? Livescore has it as 9 men and 0-0...

Hot fuck, look at Bilbao! Back to 2-2 and suddenly playing ten men

PSG down to 10 men away from home

They're 2-1 to the good now. Just waiting on PSG.

This is going far too well. Something will go wrong. Like it did last time.

Birmingham were 8/1 or something

It soon will be - train fare, bus fare.

That goal against Stoke prompted me to put him in my FF team - the cunt then went about 8 PL games getting 1 or 2 points, contributing literally nowt. He's a good player, but the press have fapped the fuck out of him.

I might bombard them with 'Pard' puns in the hope that they'll use a few of them.

Don't think that ever happened My mistake, he scored 2 against Wigan when we won 5-0 and it was after that when everyone was saying "oh good Xisco's had a good game" binnsy said he was dirge.