Ash

This was the best bit for me: "...with both players understood to be open to a move to St James' Park." Aye, righto.

Had a look at the shirts in the club shop today - a lot of the badges aren't even sewn on correctly.

In. Found it a lot harder to pick a decent team than last year; seems to be some very inflated prices and few bargains out there.

That was like printing money, ridiculous price. At least you have had some good news this weekend. Best of luck for Thursday. Yesterday was shocking, can't see Thursday being any different either unfortunately. Thankfully Big Sam should be back to mix it up a little which is our only hope as we're clueless getting around the park at the moment. Hope you resisted the temptation to back the red and white bastards, mate.

GIUSEPPE ROSSI: crazy over here...its 1 a.m. and im friggin hearing sirens and fireworks!!! i got training tomorrow!!! Unlucky.

Aye but he's also a liability.

Well done Howard Webb, you utterly shit cunt.

That was like printing money, ridiculous price. At least you have had some good news this weekend. Best of luck for Thursday. Yesterday was shocking, can't see Thursday being any different either unfortunately. Thankfully Big Sam should be back to mix it up a little which is our only hope as we're clueless getting around the park at the moment.

That was like printing money, ridiculous price.

Mark Van Bommel to commit more fouls than Sergio Ramos - EVS

Daily Mail seem to think Gosling is heading our way... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1292689/Dan-Gosling-quits-Everton-error-new-deal.html

Holland @ 8/11 Holland to win to nil @ 6/5

Should have pushed him in.

How did Ranger become a topic of conversation?

Is Alan Smith wearing slippers?

Over 2.5 goals in the Holland-Brazil game - 5/4

He made one appearance under Coyle and is on a free in 12 months and is 29 years old and done nothing in the game, yet they reject £1m? Who's more crazy? Us for bidding or them for rejecting? Has to be a pity rejection. I'm starting to get the feeling that there wasn't a rejection at all. The whole thing seems utter bollocks.

:fwap: To think Milito and Aguero are their backup strike force aswell It's absolutely sickening.

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Lampard has been dogshit. To be fair, Carrick has been dogshit for Man Utd all season too.

Torres.

Chile 6 pts, Switzerland 3, Honduras 3, Spain 0. Switzerland playing vs Honduras so one of them will definitely get a point Ta. I'd forgotten to add the 3 points that Honduras would get from tonight if they won!

This is bugging me now - why are Spain out if they lose tonight?

Thanks for the replies, guys. Are any of you wanting to get into it professionally?

I hope so! Did you pay for the course? Been reading up on it and it sounds as though you can do it for free if you do it through a college.