Ash

Have a word with yourself man.

In a 4-3-3 formation, no. In a 4-4-2 formation, it'd probably be a yes. As I'm in favour of playing 4-3-3, I've voted no.

Wouldn't even like to hazard a guess how many pages it'll reach by kick off.

I'm praying the 'Shearer effect' will kick in for the three home games.

Steven Taylor up front and in midfield? Fucking hell. May aswell give him a chance in goal too whilst we're at it. Good with his hands and likes diving around theatrically.

This seems so far away.

Not sure if it was mentioned yesterday but I've just nearly pissed myself laughing at Fat Sam walking around with bird shit on his suit. Pretty shocked it didn't land on his head to be honest, the bastard's big enough!

I'm assuming you missed the zero off the end by mistake?

Hamburg fans singing something to the same tune of our Gutierrez song.

His touch is sometimes class but more often than not is disappointing. Still got great strength and power though.

Not necessarily. AS has said to Nile that he's impressed with him, but at the same time, Viduka has a good footballing brain, and his link up play is great. He might be the difference. Let's say that Colo doesn't make it for the game, what's stopping AS putting both Duke and Nile on bench? Colo isn't injured though, so why shouldn't he be on the bench, apart from the fact that he hasn't been brilliant on the pitch. You need defenders on the bench as well as attacking players. I think Nile will still be on the bench, and Viduka too. However Carroll will start, and I think Shola won't make the squad at all, freeing up a place for Viduka on the bench. He is.

Walcott's finish Will be brilliant to see him back in the England side. His performance last night showed just how far ahead of Lennon and every other English right winger he is.

Opted not to apply through FIFA in the end, just going to hope I have enough caps via englandfans.

Or perhaps he's just supporting his team mates. Or perhaps your stalking is getting infantile and tedious. That's exactly how I'd sum up your negativity recently. Seriously? I'm the most noticeably negative person? On THIS forum? What is this "let's gang up on the easy target" day? I think stupeedo picked up on it the other day too, it's just boring.

Or perhaps he's just supporting his team mates. Or perhaps your stalking is getting infantile and tedious. That's exactly how I'd sum up your negativity recently.

And still got knocked out, brilliant.

Reina.

Could only happen to those jammy scouse twats.

Cech.

He's changed his Facebook name to 'Nile Power Ranger'.

Gerrard gets every Liverpool player to vote for Evra. He'll have the victory in the bag. Evra isn't on the list. Plus there's 18 other teams to vote, so even if one team voted for the same player (Liverpool squad voting for say van der Sar), it isn't going to make too much difference.

Bassong. Oh yeah Seriously though, I think he's the best option. Edgar did a good job on Saturday and should keep his place. Bassong is pretty quick himself and we all know about his strength so he should be able to handle Lennon. If we played R.Taylor at left back (not sure who else we could actually play there!), my heart would be in my mouth every time Lennon got the ball.

Bassong.

Hopefully he can put in another impressive performance tonight. Great to hear that Shearer's going to be watching again too.

Easily.