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If the 'exclusive' was anything major it'd have already broken.

Here's a radical idea - if the ball wasn't there for the CB to win, how about he holds his position and doesn't dive in like an idiot? Trying to pass the buck onto Anita because he's an easier target is pathetic.

This could actually be ideal. Tell him we want him to take over until the rest of the season with someone due to come in in June. He resigns and we get the new man in straight away.

So far out of his depth.

What a crock of shit.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-head-coach-contenders-8432329?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter Outstanding journalism.

@mattspiro Surely Garde's strongest argument would be 'there are a dozen good young players at Lyon who'd love to play for me' #NUFC Valid point too

Cashout will always be unreliable, it's basically the bookies' perogative to pull it if they wish. Betfair is the only place where cashout actually works effectively due to the nature of how the business works.

The Chronicle seem to be running different stories every day about what's happening! They're just as clueless as us And then in a few weeks' time... "As the Chronicle reported exclusively on January 3rd..."

So long as we have quality players like Jack Colback, we'll have all the excitement we'll ever need. Beat me to it.

Virtually rules out all of the proposed British names, does it not? As a nation we still struggle with the concept of a manager having no say whatsoever on the players he has to work with. Another person who seems to think we're all thick.

Bill Edgar ‏@billedgar7 49s49 seconds ago Thank fuck, he's shite @NUFC Aye, love watching Obertan and Gouffran, me.

Free bet was going on 1-3. Not sure what to go for now.

2015 will get off to a great start once this cunt has fucked off.

Fuck off Carver.

Fuck Bruce.

Anybody but Bruce. Only wish after that is that they aren't British.

Only just saw him say Pardew was our best manager since Sir Bobby Saw him say earlier that Pardew is a better manager than McClaren, and that there is no logic in going to Eddie Howe. He is actually clueless. This was my personal favourite: Umar Farooq @umaronline @ToonBano I agree completely - but season we finished 5th was down to Pardew mate (Ba, Cabaye etc. not here under CH).

Just had a read through Umar's latest tweets. What a load of horseshit that bloke comes out with.

Just remembered the reason I hate talking about football with people I don't know on Twitter. I'd been having a pop at Bruce saying Ben Arfa is the most naturally gifted player to ever play for Hull City and he didn't have a clue how to use him. Somebody has replied telling me he isn't even in the top 50 and gave me Jimmy Bullard, Tom Huddlestone and Jake Livermore as three examples who are better.

Oh ffs Everything in Pardew's world is individual bits of magic or individual mistakes. Attacking, defending, and well anything is based on individuals, nothing about teamwork. We don't make chances as a team and we don't close down the other team like a team. Probably thinks that's the norm because of what happened the season we came 5th.

Those quotes man, fucking hell.

Aguero.