Ash

Anyone see his reaction to the booing at FT?

http://talksport.com/sites/default/files/field/image/201406/daryl_janmaat.jpg

Game as fuck. Brilliant ride too.

Holywell drifting like a barge.

Aye, cos Milan fans don't love football like Newcastle fans. Gets paid to write shit like this.

Aye, ha! Got top 7 on BetFair so I am hoping at least 4/5 of those place but not sure if golf is usually as predictable as that? Looking back now I should've put a couple of 50/1 - 100/1 on instead. It isn't.

I wouldn't include Dummet, I'd be ok with Cisse going, Armstrong I've seen nothing to suggest he may make it in the Premiership. Armstrong turned 18 two months ago ffs.

Pretty much with you here. Soft spots for Abeid and Siem De Jong (something about what I saw for him at Ajax makes me think he's a potential brilliant captain) and I'll throw in Moussa bc I love seeing him at full pelt. Sad to say that Joey Barton and Nobby Nolan would have cracked every single one of these over the head if they showed up this wank today. I'm the same with those three too, just want to see the first two play more regularly/play. I wish we could have seen more of Aarons too as I reckon he'd have been one of our best this season.

Janmaat and Perez are pretty much the only players I care about anymore. The rest can fuck off.

I know it's been touched on before but if you buy a season ticket for next season to support this 'club' you are a fucking moron. Grow a pair and fight to get rid of the cunts in charge.

This is fucking pathetic.

Milner definitely isn't realistic.

I'm still laughing now. One of the best things I've ever witnessed in football.

If anyone wants AIDS, have a read of this. Thought she'd been quiet for a while. http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2015/mar/20/john-carver-newcastle-united-problems

Just put a wedge on Arsenal to beat us next weekend @ 5/6. Doubt that price will stick around for long.

We had a good record up until two weeks ago, that's what he was telling us anyway.

Good lesson to be learned there!

Absolutely delighted we got rid of our best player in January anyway, no way he'd have been able to force his way into that amazing front four we're fielding today.

Utterly horrific. Can't wait for us to get relegated next season.

Wonder if Burnley fans are knowledgeable enough to understand the difference between the two clubs.

Travelled really well throughout, just had nothing in the tank when Skelton went to the whip.

Good start to the day. Kicking myself for not backing the Henderson 1-2-3 though, really fancied it.

Will always be a Cheltenham great but you have to question the idea of running him after his issues, warning signs were there so why risk him if he hadnt made huge progress since? Never looked remotely right in travelling or jumping, possibly the second worst decision since some moron decided Syncronised could win the National. Even Henderson didn't sound confident beforehand, could tell he didn't have a clue how he was going to run.

Fucking bookies, jammy cunts.