Ash

Actually my idea from here but I'm glad it's catching on! http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93481.3225.html Just seen this floating around dn Twitter, hope it takes off tomorrow. Nobody giving you/this place any credit for it though.

How about now?

He's trying to figure out a way to nick Paully's jacket.

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You're doing it all wrong. I thought you were a good gambler because you won a shit load last year but the more I see it, the more it seems that you just lucked out by betting on teams that you like. We and Real did brilliantly last year so you made a lot of money. We and Real have been shit this year so you've lost a shit load of money. That's not a sign of a good gambler. It's a sign of a regular Joe fan who likes to bet on his teams. You should have done what dinho said and bet on no more goals. That's what a gambler betting for money would have done. It seems that you just bet on teams that you like and you don't evaluate why things haven't gone as expected. I mean, Madrid must have cost you a thousand Euros this year yet you still bet big on them. Likewise with Newcastle. If you're going to do that then bet what you can afford to lose and just have a good time like most people on the forum. But if you want to bet for money then I suggest you chill out a bit and seek out good odds, even if it means betting against a team that you like. It's not fun seeing people throw away hundreds of Euros without thinking. Agree. I see this has been disregarded already.

Hence why he's been sacked. What, Ash's hate of him? Dear Mr BBC, Colin Murray is a cunt. Thanks Ash

Aye, not a fan of that, needs to be making more of an effort to get back into position faster than that.

Hence why he's been sacked. Not sure me hating him is the reason for that tbh.

Fucking hate Colin Murray.

Like mackems yesterday, no need to have you hand outstretched. Probably not deliberate but should be given for defender stupidity IMO. He's stopped a ball going into the box because his arm/hand is outstretched. Whether he means it or not he's gaining an advantage by having his arm there and blocking the ball.

Bottom right.

caught out of position loads, even when he knew that position was getting targeted. I don't have a great issue with that if it's due to coming back from an attack, as has been mentioned it's the responsibility of others to slot in for him too - that's something we have to work on as a team. Thought he generally mopped things up fairly well, especially in the first half. Wasn't amazing or anything but certainly don't think he was very poor either.

What did he do that contributed to him being 'very poor' defensively?

He's currently nowhere near the first team and come next weekend will be even further away. Not sure why anybody in their right mind would want him to stay here when it'd be much more beneficial to send him out on loan.

Didn't think he was actually that bad today. Defended well on the whole although he was obviously caught out for the second goal. As Disco mentioned though, others should be looking to fill in when he does go forward (same goes for Debuchy too). We have two fullbacks now who like to get forward, Tiote in particular has to be switched on and not wander too far forward when they do so as he should be the first one looking to drop in for them.

Honestly wouldn't take him here. He's a typical English player, works hard but doesn't have much end product. You're always going to struggle as a striker when you don't score.

No, no. Under. He should be an automatic choice for England. He's fucking garbage.

Mark Douglas ‏@MsiDouglas If a player blasts the ball at your hand, is there much you can do about it? That's referring to the WBA penalty. Was he even watching the game?

Overrated: Joe Hart Underrated: James Morrison

"The other guy". :lol:

Harper hasn't been decent at all. Elliot's been fine when he's played this season though.

Leave Pardew in Ukraine please.

Before I think. What's this I'm hearing about Shola starting through the middle with Cisse wide right Counts in ET as well. 0-0 FT and 1-1 after ET and we're through. Away goals doesn't count in a penalty shootout though.

Why not hundreds of billions? wey cos thats a ridiculous number. I might go up to a billion. Bottler.