Ash

Please fuck off you cowardly, negative prick.

Good work. Been a very profitable start to the season for me so far, especially in-play. 365 put some very strange prices up which helps.

This x 1000. Absolute disgusting player. I wonder what VI thinks of him. He's an absolute mega cunt. And not even that good of a left-back. Marcelo pisses all over him :lol:

That is what Pardew said so i imagine so. Oh now I feel reassured In all seriousness though, what is to stop the same scar tissue giving him grief again? Be interested to know, but hopefully it all works out fine. I know he talks a lot of crap but should ( in theory !) know more about what's going on than we do

Mignolet Bardsley Kilgallon O'Shea Rose N'Diaye Colback Johnson Larrson Mclean Sessengon Still not terrible. f*** off man. This. Mackem kernt. Do one marra. FTM.

Mignolet Bardsley Kilgallon O'Shea Rose N'Diaye Colback Johnson Larrson Mclean Sessengon Still not terrible. Fuck off man.

Wish all these part-timers would do one, can only get on Paddy at the minute.

You got McManaman? Really needs to learn to clear his throat before attempting names like Rodriguez and Ramirez. Rob Hawthorne I think. And Niall Quinn.

This commentary is fucking diabolical.

He's probably just a little thick tbh.

http://www.farnboroughfc.co.uk/2013/04/club-statement-9/ http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/non-league/blue-square-south/staines-town-v-farnborough/winner

What a fucking mentalist. RE: Sprinter Sacre Ash, as stated, local paper mentioned a chance of it not stepping up. Figured I'd give it a shot seeing as it was free money. Boredom more than anything. I'd write to/ring the fella who wrote that and tell him he's an idiot. As Andy's said, he looked extremely comfortable over the shorter trip and could easily go further. The Frankel of the jumping world.

Why did you back against Sprinter Sacre, wormy?

Shola off the pitch is definitely a better option than Shola on the pitch.

What constitutes doing well at sunderland? Beating us.

I toss a coin 10 times and first 9 are tails. What are the odds for the tenth toss to be heads?

Bayern.

We've only just purged the Premiership of this disease and you're advocating allowing them back in? At least the shit southern clubs have the decency to fuck off after a season or two, rather than linger around like a stale fart for ages. (Bolton, Blackburn, Boro, Stoke, Wolves, Wigan etc) That'd be Blackburn, Bolton, Boro, Wigan where we get 5,000 tickets for <£30 and you can get there for fuck all n all. Aye right. I'd much prefer to go to Croydon in that wicked away stand. Also that'd be Blackburn, Bolton and Wolves who have way more history than Crystal Palace. Wolverhampton that place nowhere the north n all. Idiot.

It's being streamed on the Guardian's website.

England: 1. Joe Hart, 2. Glen Johnson, 3. Ashley Cole, 4. Steven Gerrard ©, 5. Joleon Lescott, 6. Chris Smalling, 7. James Milner, 8. Michael Carrick, 9. Danny Welbeck, 10. Wayne Rooney, 11. Tom Cleverley. Substitutes: 12. Kyle Walker, 13. Ben Foster, 14. Leighton Baines, 15. Steven Caulker, 16. Frank Lampard, 17. Scott Parker, 18. Leon Osman, 19. Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, 20. Ashley Young, 21. Jermain Defoe, 22. Daniel Sturridge, 23. Fraser Forster.

Not even on the bench tonight. Utterly pointless calling him up.

Very tempted by this like, just need to find someone to go with now!

I know they didn't try to illegally take him but fairly certain he's been to watch PSG this season (albeit not pictured cheering).

If he's been allowed to go home for a bit then he can do whatever he wants whilst he's there. I'd obviously be pissed off if he was staying there against our wishes but that seemingly isn't the case. He's only doing what Hatem does when he's injured.