Ash

I toss a coin 10 times and first 9 are tails. What are the odds for the tenth toss to be heads?

Bayern.

We've only just purged the Premiership of this disease and you're advocating allowing them back in? At least the shit southern clubs have the decency to fuck off after a season or two, rather than linger around like a stale fart for ages. (Bolton, Blackburn, Boro, Stoke, Wolves, Wigan etc) That'd be Blackburn, Bolton, Boro, Wigan where we get 5,000 tickets for <£30 and you can get there for fuck all n all. Aye right. I'd much prefer to go to Croydon in that wicked away stand. Also that'd be Blackburn, Bolton and Wolves who have way more history than Crystal Palace. Wolverhampton that place nowhere the north n all. Idiot.

It's being streamed on the Guardian's website.

England: 1. Joe Hart, 2. Glen Johnson, 3. Ashley Cole, 4. Steven Gerrard ©, 5. Joleon Lescott, 6. Chris Smalling, 7. James Milner, 8. Michael Carrick, 9. Danny Welbeck, 10. Wayne Rooney, 11. Tom Cleverley. Substitutes: 12. Kyle Walker, 13. Ben Foster, 14. Leighton Baines, 15. Steven Caulker, 16. Frank Lampard, 17. Scott Parker, 18. Leon Osman, 19. Alex Oxlade Chamberlain, 20. Ashley Young, 21. Jermain Defoe, 22. Daniel Sturridge, 23. Fraser Forster.

Not even on the bench tonight. Utterly pointless calling him up.

Very tempted by this like, just need to find someone to go with now!

I know they didn't try to illegally take him but fairly certain he's been to watch PSG this season (albeit not pictured cheering).

If he's been allowed to go home for a bit then he can do whatever he wants whilst he's there. I'd obviously be pissed off if he was staying there against our wishes but that seemingly isn't the case. He's only doing what Hatem does when he's injured.

Don't see anything wrong with that tbh.

He's a bellend like, always comes out with utter shite as the article alludes to.

Wow.

Some of the stick Carver is getting is pathetic. All he did was tell the little shithouse what he thought of him, pretty sure had this happened to any other club they'd be happy to see their assistant manager do exactly what JC did.

Fucking useless cunts. This bollocks about not being allowed to take action is plain lies too. Corrupt to the core.

That's Bigirimana.

You don't clear a ball like that.

This is a complete myth by the way. They can do whatever they like, they just choose not to. Doesn't change much. Why other sport's governing bodies are willing to help their referees using video evidence but FA choose not to. Because they're idiots.

This is a complete myth by the way. They can do whatever they like, they just choose not to.

If Yohan is out I really hope we don't give the captaincy to Tiote.

Stifler on the money as always.

Think Benfica are now my second team.

Can't wait for this. Pricing it up now, should be fairly cheap too.

http://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Photo/competitions/Draws/01/93/09/34/1930934_W2.jpg?timestamp=102451AM

Pardew's hanging him out to dry at the moment. Play him in his correct position and he'll be fine.

Went for this, cue Arsenal snatching a meaningless draw win in the next leg. I'm blaming you for jinxing it. You openly shared it in a betting thread regularly used by Neil, you've probably no-one to blame but yourself. Touché.