Ash

Gonna be jizz all over the dressing room when these two sexy bastards are reunited during the post-match shower.

Spot on. Calling him overrared is extremely daft. He's been one of our most consistent performers all season and has been solid at the back up until the last few games when he's turned off a little. Very good player who's only going to get better over time.

Not getting any sleep tonight, just keep watching videos of him on the Tube. Fucking hell, what a player.

He's backtracking like fuck know, trying to claim it was 'sarcasm'.

Not a clue how Ciaran Clark's still on the pitch.

David Meyler's leaving the mackems to join Hull.

Hatem. He plays for us, man. Followed by Colo and Krul.

titus bramble ‏@19tmb @FraizerCampbell can you please stop texting me. I'm really not interested in anything you have to say.

Aye, and it was the wrong time to do so.

I'd get that seen to mate.

Was it True Faith who produced that turgid article saying we shouldn't sign Debuchy as Simpson was better or something similarly shit to that?

To be honest as manager I think he's got enough to deal with his own team rather than worrying about having an encyclopaedic knowledge of every player in the game. That's pretty much what scouts are for. Can have a go at him for a lot of things, but not knowing Cabaye or Cisse particularly well isn't exactly a fatal flaw. He should still be aware of them.

Don't you even dare think about it.

Straight swap? Bet Tiote can't wait to play for Rennes.

He isn't worth anywhere near £15m-£20m anymore.

http://i.imgur.com/TRgKB.png I was thinking of him earlier. Hope we finally get him signed.

hp or daddies ? It's that article ^

"Newcastle have accepted Ba's deperature and are confident his replacement will be at St James' Park to watch the team play Everton on Wednesday."

He literally has no clue, does he? Has to leech all of his info from other media outlets. I find it strange that the dutch media would know who we don't want!? Aye, that crossed my mind too.

He literally has no clue, does he? Has to leech all of his info from other media outlets.

A scan on what?

HAHAHAHAHA that is well funny.

Manager of the biggest club in the world knows nothing about a French international. Manager of the biggest club in the world knows nothing about a Senegal international who bettered a goal every two games in the Bundesliga. Well done.

It's a fake account.

Might be the best thing to happen if he does go, we'd surely have to buy another striker in that case?