Ash

If Sunderland don't win.

The way Giroud went down then, dear me.

Whoah! Wish I had those maths skills.

Similar style of play to Luque, the later was much more highly rated too, would probably be in our reserves with Xisco because he dosn't train as hard as Shola You reckon they're similar? Luque at Depor was an allround player, Michu seems to me to be a bit of a Spanish Kevin Nolan. That's incredibly harsh. That's what VI said before the season - think it is fairly accurate in all honesty, with the caveat that, being Spanish, he's better on the ball than Nolan. Think Michu would do alright in a hoofball side as well, his anticipation and attacking runs would be just as much use in that sort of system. I think he's far better in a fair few aspects, the only way I can see any sort of comparison is the positions they pick up in the box.

Similar style of play to Luque, the later was much more highly rated too, would probably be in our reserves with Xisco because he dosn't train as hard as Shola You reckon they're similar? Luque at Depor was an allround player, Michu seems to me to be a bit of a Spanish Kevin Nolan. That's incredibly harsh.

Gameweek 15: 1. 0-1 2. 2-3 3. 1-1 4. 2-0 5. 2-1 6. 2-1 7. 2-1 8. 0-2 9. 1-0 10. 2-1

I don't think we could due to how many weaknesses he has. He can get done by pretty much any ball, anyone with the slightest bit of pace and/or skill leaves him for dead too.

Besides the reason he looks even that bad is the over cover the midfield is giving the defence this season, control games and you fix half the issues being overrun in midfield is the main issue. In some cases that can be used as an excuse, can't agree with it being used for Williamson though.

Yohan. What a guy.

Aye, to be fair to Williamson he's only been outjumped by the giants that are Charles N'Zogbia and Victor Moses.

If i was Pardew i'd be staying at home and sending Willie Donachie over to france with the U21 squad. Fuck off with that shite. Resting players has not helped us one fucking bit this year. Hmm, I wonder who's travelling to France for the game next week...

Anybody suggesting we need to sign a CB to see Williamson move down the pecking order to 4th choice need to have a long look at themselves. He shouldn't be anywhere near this football club.

Only if Mrs Bimpy will be home.

Especially when it's called 'oatcake' too. Daft cunts. I'd go as far as "zany". Does zany also cover making your eyes bleed when looking at the layout of it? It can do. Maybe the forum should empty a bottle of milk over itself, to complete the look.

Especially when it's called 'oatcake' too. Daft cunts. I'd go as far as "zany". Does zany also cover making your eyes bleed when looking at the layout of it?

Especially when it's called 'oatcake' too. Daft cunts.

Alan, shut the fuck up.

Regardless of the first point, his kicking is still poor. His kicks often don't even reach as far as Ba and Cisse.

Gameweek 14: 1. 1-2 2. 1-2 3. 1-1 4. 1-1 5. 2-1 6. 2-0 7. 1-1 8. 3-1 9. 3-0 10. 1-2

I've said for ages we should leave Jonas back with Santon taking his place in the box. We barely have anyone in their as it is and Jonas being in there serves no purpose at all.

http://www.nufcblog.org/2011/11/carver-on-pardew-and-the-way-newcastle-run-their-week/#.T2cYHWJNuB9 Cheers. Christ, that's fucking depressing.

Sorry if it's already been posted but where has it come from about Carver only having one session a week to work on attacking?

No, it's really the other way round. Most people seem to think he's not all that for exactly the reasons you've listed. Exactly. Pisses me off when people say he isn't that good because of the players he had at his disposal.

Utterly shit as always. Premier League standard my arse. Same goes for Williamson too, completely out of their depth at this level.