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Chambers and Gibbs would be superb, mind. Just need to get started on that midfield.

Our social media team must do a rock song titled 'Lejeune is in Toon', with the lead singer removing a mask to reveal that HE, IN FACT, IS LEJEUNE.

Maybe wait for Atletico, or replace Aubameyang at Dortmund. Perhaps a Man Utd.

Thought Lacazette would aim higher than Arsenal, like.

COME ON TOONS

The Chygrynskyi Croissant?

I hate buy-back clauses. Partly why I'm not getting my hopes up about an Iheanacho bid, because a deal will almost certainly have one.

Derby flogging all their best players, hope Rowett knows what he's doing. Huddersfield's first decent signing.

He'll be a lejeuned at this club.

So dull, even his name is gray.

Alan Brazil has been at Talksport a while tbf

This is a hilarious duel announcement. Simon Grayson? Hahahaha.

Considering Anichebe and Defoe have gone, they may as well keep Borini. He's not bad, he'd be their best hope in the Championship.

We only get 2 PL loans, right? Don't really want to use one on Ojo.

Enzo Perez is apparently off to River Plate.

Can't believe they're getting £5m for Borini. Along with Pickford and the probable sales of Kone, Ndong and Khazri, they might raise a decent chunk.

I still can't tell if Hardy's and Douglas' Twitter jabs are real or just bantzzz.

I wonder if Sandro Ramirez will be their only signing up front. Surely there's another one to come.

So they've want Sanchez, Aguero and Jesus. Even if Iheanacho goes, is there really space for another forward? Minging.

That's actually quite unprecedented I think. My children are both half-Basque through their mother, and because they had not grown up in Pais Vasco, they wouldn't be eligible to play for Athletic even through their mother. It wasn't enough alone to be an immediate blood relation of a person born and raised in Pais Vasco. I admire their club for their strict eligibility policy and the fact they have never been out of the top division in their existence, even spawning Atlético originally as a reserve team. Amazing they're still competitive in today's global market. Then you have Laporte who only had Basque grandparents and Amorebieta who was born in Venezuela.

When you see how much Everton spent on Klaassen and Pickford, Sigurdsson's fee should eclipse both. We're talking £35m.

Was a poor list of transfer targets tbf

Let's just monitor him a bit more.

Bet he signs for Ipswich

Maybe she's funny or something. Well, let's hope so