Ketsbaia

Was going ok but just noticed that Alonso went off on 58 mins with a booking. No clean sheet, 0pts. EDIT: Then again, captain Morata scores his second. So nearly took him out for Aguero. Boom.

Remember how Darren Bent's mother felt when she was being racially abused by her son's fans. Remember Adam Johnson by the Chinese takeaway.

At least Alli is delivering. My decision-making has been turboshite this season. Morata better get a couple....

Antonio off injured

Didnt bring Aguero in, as it'd be for Morata and a 4pt hit. Hide behind the sofa time....

Ahhh. The highly-likeable, well-intentioned Neymar.

While we're at it, Matt Ritchie's hat isn't magic at all. It's just normal.

Was going to bring Aguero in for Lukaku this week..... hard to make a case now. Hmm.

Townsend had a good few England games and a good month up here. That's about it.

Palace, Burnley and Stoke at home in the next 4. Holy shit, this'll be carnage.

There. 2 wishes remaining.

The positive is that Atsu scored. But I captained Firmino, chose Elliot over Foster and have no Man City players. If Lukaku blanks, might have to bring Aguero in for him.

I'm fearing Kane but sticking with Lukaku - Morata - Firmino, which has nothing wrong with it. Salah in for Mane.

I cashed out on Villarreal, Zenit, Dynamo Kiev (-1) when Kiev were 1-0 down at half time. They won 3-1. Bastards.

His latest spell of following me back was the longest so far It's already over though. He likes to click.

Scoring goals in front of the Gallowshite at Sid James' Park

Even less than 12 tbh, because 36 points is often enough and that's without draws. 10 wins, 8 draws is about right, but Rafa will be aiming for more than just survival.

They've got Southampton, Man Utd, Man City and Chelsea up next. Can only see them on 0 or 1 point after 8 games.

This bloke needs cargo shorts to fit all these players in his pockets.

Worst wildcard ever. Took out De Bruyne, Kane and Kolasinac and brought in Mane, Alli etc.

Wildcarded Mane in, removed De Bruyne. Service resumed

Aye, want a strong midfield. Either Morata or Chicharito in alongside Firmino and Kane/Lukaku.

I'm wildcarding this week. Firmino is definitely coming in, so it's horrific having to pick between Kane OR Lukaku.