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His kids are losing and he's calling them Newcastle (noo-car-sew).

They said Hamburg at first, then AC Jimbo suggested Newcastle.

F365 Mediawatch is always on Duncan Castle for this

Man Utd were unbeaten for a while, then lost to Wolves. Sometime around 2011.

And yet 4 of our next 5 are generous fixtures as well. December is a bit hit-and-miss though but we'll be on 20-25 points by then.

Sky basically have TOO MANY games and they're resorting to showing some absolute guff, because at least half the Prem teams are guff.

How have we reached 2017 without a Stoke and Allardyce hook-up? That feels wrong.

Burnley are doing well against the big teams and average at home to the poor. As long as we don't underestimate them (and Rafa won't) I think we can get at least a point here..... but it won't be pretty.

£30m on Batschuayi, £20m on a #10, then a left back

Kane, Salah and no Spurs clean sheet Should've captained Kane though. Might actually go Aguero for Lukaku next week.

Delicious humiliation for Lovren To be hauled off that early.

Has to be Palace, Swansea, Huddersfield really. Although Bournemouth will be close.

He started with good points about excessive use of statistics, but then came across like a proper PFM talking about how the past was great.

Adam Hurrey ‏ 8minutes ago: In hindsight, there was something of the "carefree, but very hungover trip to the nearby Tesco Metro" about Everton's transfer window. 20 mini scotch eggs, Tangfastics AND Choco Leibniz? Worry about it later.

Townsend's half a dozen good games up here were his career highlight. He scored a couple of goals for England too. That's honestly it and I think we can - and will - do much, much better than him.

A solid point today

Was a bit nervy at 0-0, with Brighton, Huddersfield and Bournemouth all getting wins - the sides we're expecting to join Palace by May. But that winner was huge going into more winnable games. Think it'll be a safe mid-table.

Just an Elliot clean sheet, Lukaku © assist and a Choupo-Moting assist. Good thing I pulled out of the Otamendi for Alonso deal, eh.

Genuinely nothing so far. Horrific.

They'll aim for Ancelotti and Tuchel but end up with a Moyes or Shakespeare.

Sterling too

There's normally an FA Cup weekend in the spring where only 4 or 5 league games are going on. Perfect for the free hit.

There's so much on the line with this takeover. Because IF it happens, oh man, great things could happen. Things we've had to watch happen elsewhere with jealous glances for 10 years and now it's our turn. All overseen by Rafa Benitez. Damn, I promised myself not to get like this so soon

Ashley will just skip a meeting to get pissed again, sending her people away. Although it's hard not to get excited at breaking our 12-year transfer record on the Nathan Ake's of this world Good times are returning

When Dalglish came in and sold Ferdinand and Ginola, whilst bringing in the decrepit Barnes, Rush and Pearce. Ergh.