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4 left-backs? Pardew will be red raw tonight.

Our squad needed gutting and it's finally happening, with plenty of outgoings too. Not ideal to do it in January but needs must. Liking this

Must be changing to a wing-back system because his defending is as bad as Janmaat's

Looks like we're serious

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Guillem Balague ‏@GuillemBalague 2m2 minutes ago Siqueira (Atletico) on the verge of going on loan to Newcastle. Siqueira a punto de cerrar su cesión al Newcastle

That was tough to read. Puts the Bournemouth squad and Eddie Howe in a wonderful light, though.

Hiddink has seemingly confirmed that Pato is coming. He's also spoke of a calf injury for Remy which is totally real and not a coincidence at all.

This page should come with a warning.

I'd be surprised if Wenger lets Gibbs go. He'd be one Monreal knock from a crisis.

Those two, Ayoze, Wijnaldum and Krul for sure. There'll be some like Anita and Haidara who may not have other clubs interested. Possibly even Mitrovic.

Gomis would just be a horrific, shocking signing. There must be a better Plan B after Remy.

That's a relegation-type signing.

Thought I'd be jubilant when Willo finally left. Yet I can't help but feel he'd be handy if we do go down.

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Remy's return would be a game-changer.

Remy

As if Sissoko cares

Definitely

They want to loan Debuchy too. Just picking away at our 2012-13 squad.

One of the worst ideas I've seen, because there's no need to even think this. Moronic. 8-in-a-row by April

Ed Aarons ‏@ed_aarons 8m8 minutes ago Newcastle set to sign Andros Townsend in the next 48 hours after agreeing a fee with Tottenham #thfc #nufc He's Guardian Sport's deputy news editor

Cocky bastards

Swansea, Norwich and Bournemouth are all spirited bastards, unfortunately. I never truly thought of Swansea as candidates until the last fortnight but they'll be absolutely fine - superb organisation and positioning today. So it's down to us, Sunderland and Norwich for those two spots.

Coleman can fuck off. What a fuckface.