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Abort! Let's see who else is out there

Was 90% convinced that Nunez would be a trap, until Liverpool entered with their brilliant record of recent transfers.

Would happily upgrade on Dubravka, who I really don't rate. Really hope we can persuade Botman, although not fussed if Ekitike says no.

Was hoping for someone more established but seeing Dortmund's interest has me thinking he must be good. Definitely don't need another striker now. Lets get a bit of money from those 8 or 9 outcasts and bag a centre-back, left-back, winger

Will gladly step aside for Diego Carlos, really didn't get that hype at all. Villa are welcome to him.

Not fun being jealous of Aston Villa, like. Kamara. Bloody hell.

From what I've heard, they seem to have a delusion that they're now the Championship's biggest club and should be promoted within 2 or 3 seasons. What

Four attempts Four years down there That's why I can't get too annoyed at the promotion.... let's just be grateful for the incredible comedy they keep providing. Four attempts, man

That was the most astonishing night. Will be forever grateful to Wor Flags.... getting emotional just typing it out! Imagine what we could be about to become, man. Imagine.

Still don't really 'get' Coutinho, like. He's OK

The aim since Boxing Day has simply been to beat my worst-ever finish. Grim few months since.

A Sunderland fan daring to call us obsessed. Jeeeeesus Christ

Just hire an interim and you'll have him back by October.

That's them going up, then. Bit annoyed but at least Ashley is gone. At most, they'll be the Brentford to our Chelsea. Will always be grateful for these hilarious 4 years. Absolutely fucking hilarious.

Sheff Wed are horrific

If we're not spending too much this summer, I really hope we're on tabs with the free transfer situation. Feels like there are so many high-profile Bosmans this time.

So pissed off about Everton, man. Man United, Chelsea and (to a lesser extent) us have gave an awful side three 1-0 wins. Need them to lose at Leicester and have a silly defeat against Watford/Brentford.

Aye, even if mackems had lost, they have by far the easiest final day (Plymouth v MK Dons, Burton v Wycombe). So just have to hope they get Sheff Wed over two legs. But also, they can do what they want. We're doing our own thing these days

Leeds are more likely to go down than Burnley imo. Remember thinking a few weeks ago that they'd get out of it.

Without hyperbole, I genuinely think this guy is world-class. Love is the best emotion.

Need Rotherham to beat the mackems because they'll likely overtake Plymouth & Wycombe. They have a game in hand, plus those two have to face Wigan and Sheff Wed.

Wow, didn't realise Rotherham had slipped a bit. Felt like they were running away with the title last time I looked. These are hideous. Hopefully between Sheff Wed and Rotherham/MK Dons, there is enough to stop them in the play-offs.

Mad, like. They have a very good bunch of games though, for whoever comes in.

Hopefully we can get 2-3 points from Leicester, Palace, Norwich.

Wish these other pricks would stop winning, man