Ketsbaia

Carlisle or Exeter better bloody score soon, like.

It's a beautiful image.

I think Klopp is set to be Crooks' left wing-back this week.

West Brom v Sunderland is exactly how you'd expect it. Turgid.

Sagna assist

It feels like every Spurs game this season has been this bad.

I know, I got proper riled up reading that Say he's a nice guy but don't call out the fans, crazy wench.

Gutted about Mahrez but at least Sagna starts. All those Hazard owners will be livid that he's only on the bench.

I keep forgetting we have Thauvin. Is this the game to play him in?

Those comments are deeply disturbing. A deafening penny drop for McClaren. We're in trouble.

City DNB is 1/14, so around £65 I think.

£60.24 on +0.5 in Chelsea-Villa, Man C-Bournemouth, Southampton-Leicester, Carlisle-Exeter, Roma-Empoli. Returns roughly £73.

Dunno whether to play the 2-5-3 chip or bench one of Hoolahan (facing us) or Mahrez (away to Southampton).

De Bruyne

Ladbrokes always shows +0.5, even for Barcelona games.

I have Aguero, Silva and Joe Gomez injured, with Sagna and Targett unlikely to start Already have Pelle and Mitrovic up front, so might take a punt on Diego Costa - it's about time he delivers. De Bruyne in for Silva.

ACLs snapping like they're contagious. The metatarsal of the 2010s.

Personally, I always do it as a treble/4-fold. Decimal odds come to roughly 1.2, although Real Madrid had two 0-0s recently and they were a right ballache

My £10 to £1000 - started a week ago - is already up to £60, plus £10 withdrawn. Internationals are great for 0.5+ goals, although I've been burnt a few times domestically. This weekend, for example, you know that Man City v B'mouth, Chelsea v Villa etc won't be 0-0. 4 or 5 of these takes £60 to around £75, before long it's triple figures for stating the obvious. But the problem is the mind games you play with yourself. Right now I don't know whether to keep going with £60, withdraw it all, or take another £10 out and continue. Maybe split it into 2 separate strands, as a safety net. I couldn't ever stake £800 on something, it'd be torture

I'm most excited about the Pardew revelations that'll emerge. Having said that, our press would still be more likely to demonise 'evil' Gutierrez.

We're in the middle of one.

This one is so good Chris from the Eggheads, Platini And it's always good to see someone mocking "souljaz shud get dair wages"

I keep assuming we won't win this but I guess we have a good chance. Sigh of relief if we do.

Good luck, Jonas