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Terry and Rooney are quite low down. It's definitely not them

Some website is taking bets on it, which is slightly tasteless.

3 is nice

Pardcore porn.

Don't know whether to bring in Van Dijk, Coleman or a Man U defender. Which of Rojo and Jones is most nailed on? There's always the threat of Blind coming back in.

We're gonna have a paaaaarty when Pardew gets the sack

Can't believe Blatter has the audacity to run using his porn name.

As someone on Twitter pointed out, the counters on the connect four graphic would fall to the bottom. This fact is really irritating me Mackem bastards thinking they're better than gravity.

Apparently his injury record is poor. And that's BEFORE coming here.

At least the first bloke never walked alone.

Can we deduce his name is Trevor Crighton?

Can't believe our players are getting wrong for agreeing with them "Obvious mistake" too - he needs a huge bollocking after what he did to us.

Surprised we won the appeal but it's a tiny moral victory. Whatever shows Madley up for what he really is.

So then why did we dominate possession after that and do absolutely nothing with it? The excuses and examples can't have it both way. You can't say the game was over because of the red card and then say that we dominated possession despite being down to 10 men. If anything it shows you just how terrible Sunderland are. Did we? It was soon half time. We kicked off the second half, had it for a few minutes then Mitrovic had this chance. That's about it.

As shit as Sunderland are, giving your opponents a one-goal, one-man advantage is effectively game over. So yeah, the game continued and we couldn't keep up the domination but of course we couldn't. Everything that went on to happen happened because of that one moment, in some way.

Within minutes of a re-tweet from yesterday there's 40 or 50 of those inbred twats ganging up en masse, relentlessly tweeting all sorts of shit to me. Canny intimidating tbh. Horrible people. Not as bad as last year, where some dug up a year-old photo of me wearing glasses and kept calling me a paedo. How hypocritical! Where's my hero worship? EDIT: Not saying it was undeserved btw, but the speed it got to that scale was insane.

Mourinho, next Villa manager and Quique Flores. You just don't know with Watford!

It looks worse when you add context. The way he purposely sprinted to our fans to silence them. Is airplane a natural, meaningless celebration? On it's own, maybe.

Yep and Garde has a tough start. It's almost certainly between us 5 and perhaps Watford.

He knew exactly where he was going to run to, that wasn't instinct, so was the airplane? I thought nothing of it at the time but I guess it does seem a bit odd. I'd like to think even he wouldn't do that.

Whoever he is, he's just strung three totally separate points together

Well yeah but it's fair to say we've already faced the tougher half. And that Norwich and Bournemouth look poor.

Especially when we have Stoke, Bournemouth, Leicester, Palace and Villa soon, whilst Norwich are about to face Man City, Chelsea and Arsenal. Bournemouth have a nasty run too. We'll be above both in a month, even with a shite defence.

Whilst the 2nd and 3rd goal weren't a direct result of the decision, it set a general theme of us having to chase the game whilst one man down. Without that decision, it's a completely different second half strategy. We certainly wouldn't have thrown everyone forward and get caught out for the last goal. I guess it's all hypothetical now, anyway.