Ketsbaia

That elbow was just banter.

Our next 7: Norwich (h), Sunderland (a), Stoke (h), Bournemouth (a), Leicester (h), Palace (a), Liverpool (h) Need a minimum of 10 points.

I mean yeah, that Norwich game is as must-win as it gets. And Norwich are alright. But that's the night to panic.

80 pts thanks to Aguero ©, Silva, Mitrovic and Payet. But I'm gutted Begovic, Pelle, Sanchez to come.

I'm feeling fairly positive after today, like. We were great in the first half, had a freakish 20 minutes, then the game was dead. We've mostly played well against Chelsea and City - remember that 6 of our 8 games have been against last season's top 8. A rock solid start but a great set of upcoming games. Unfortunately, we need 2 wins just to catch up with everyone. But this was just our annual bumming at City, no need to get too down about it. EDIT: Ok I know this reads weird. But we've had a tough start.

He wins every header. His work rate is contagious. We have some player here.

Brought in Mitrovic. He's currently on my bench!

Captain Aguero

Mahrez benched too

Zabaleta in for Sagna. This game can fuck off :lol:

I'd have called this blatant cheating, but we didnt get a bounce when McClaren came in. It pisses me off that Sunderland keep doing this, though.

He was commentating at the World Cup, in Brazil, and he sounded completely miserable. That wound me up.

At Freshers Week? 2 years ago, Sunderland Uni were giving away tickets to Sunderland-Liverpool FOR FREE. Premier League tickets, given out in thousands.

Our only hope is that those reports of Guardiola are true. Doubt it, though.

Kompany, Clichy, Delph, Nasri and Toure all ruled out.

Nice So £50 pre-game, £50 in-play? Free money is great.

Roma can fuck right off.

£3 on Arsenal, Chelsea, Roma, Zenit returns £36. Not exactly £45k, but it'll do.

They might dick us up front, but Mitrovic should definitely be confident against Demichelis & Otamendi.

Probably his weakest one but he's so talented.

So there's 2 spots gone.

Austin injured for 4 weeks, although it's a hamstring injury rather than his shoulder. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34385429

I would've agreed, until I saw this quote from 2013. Only Crooks could've come up with it I was speaking to my uncle Ben on Saturday and said that Aaron Ramsey was almost certain to be the unanimous choice for footballer of the year. He took the glass of champagne out of my hand and said: 'You mean Wayne Rooney, don't you?' I told him that he had made a very good point and promptly went home. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25179631

Made Garth Crook's Team of the Week.

The same airport that enables them to vacate hell for a fortnight?