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Hoolahan is 5m too

Staying humble man. My team is tremendous but I don't want to make guys feel bad. A cheeky Marvin Emnes?

Yeah, they're starting to piss me off now. M'Vila and Fer were shockingly decent signings, now maybe Januzaj? Fuuuuuuck. I can almost smell the fire

Chadli is great value - greatly underpriced. Never once thought about Kane though.

Same with Aguero too. I'm leaving 3 or 4m aside to fit one of them in.

Predicting Arsenal's starters will be a nightmare. Basically there's far too many good midfielders out there and it's a right hassle getting the combo right. My strategy is just starting with a good structure, having a nice spread of valuations. Then any bandwagons can be jumped on easily, raising team value. I can't drop one of Aguero, Rooney and Benteke, whilst it has to be either Hazard or Sanchez. There is definitely some overthinking here

Yep, people will call him that anyway so they may as well.

On a par with Michelle.

Mine so far is: Courtois, Hennessey Mertesacker, O'Shea, Huth, Cedric, Targett Hazard, Walcott, Chadli/Henderson, Ritchie, Fletcher Aguero (when fit), Rooney, Deeney

Torn between going Hazard + Cazorla, or Sanchez + Fabregas.

Ibe and Hoolahan are both 5.0m and their fixtures rotate beautifully (CRY, BOU, STO, WHM, BOU, NOR, VIL, LEI). It's a shame they're not nailed on.

I just can't pick two from Aguero*, Rooney and Benteke. * who'll be back by week 2 or 3

I'm a fan of Fer and think he'll be good for them, but they still desperately lack creativity.

PREMIERSHIP: Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man United, Liverpool, Everton Relegation: Bournemouth, Leicester, Watford Overachievers: Norwich (still lower half but I don’t think there’ll be a huge shock) Underperformers: Crystal Palace Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero (24) Break Out Year: Jordan Ibe, Matt Ritchie, Jordan Amavi, Troy Deeney, Memphis Depay, Jack Butland Season to Forget: Harry Kane, Roberto Firmino, Yohan Cabaye, Claudio Ranieri, Adam Johnson, Ross Barkley PFA Player of the Year: Diego Costa PFA Young Player of the Year: Some 26-year-old Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Claudio Ranieri or Quique Sanchez Flores NEWCASTLE UNITED: Where will we finish?: 13th Top Goalscorer?: Aleksandar Mitrovic (12) How will we do in the cup competitions?: Out in 4th round both times How will we do in the derby games?: Lose one, draw one DOMESTIC: Championship Promotion: Middlesbrough, Derby, Hull Championship Relegation: Rotherham, MK Dons, Preston FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man United EUROPE: La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Some CL group loser World Player of the Year: Messi is back!!!! OTHER: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: Heroic relegation, like we’ve seen so many times before. Lots of goals, lots conceded. When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: They won’t because they’re idiots. How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 3, before a January sale How will De Jong get injured this season: Walks into a pane of glass, DIY work goes wrong, brings back conjunctivitis to the squad.

Austin's blatantly happening, like. So there's at least one to come.

bored of this already, might do something else.

Found him

Before I try solving it, is there actually an answer to Where's Angel?

Our favourite pornstar/model/respected journalist just said this is a #donedeal. Sorry for wasting precious seconds.

I want to punch something or someone.

Portsmouth once thought that. Look at them now.

And apparently tonight's St Mary's rumours were based on a personalised reg plate, which I find very Austintatious.

Can't wait to see The Chancellor in action. Signing a centre back is such a rare feat at this club, it'd be outstanding if he was actually good.

Dunno, but anything over £2m is too much.

Fee agreed to sell Wickham to Crystal Palace. I feel like there's a joke to be made here