Ketsbaia

He's the funny one.

He could be that kid's father.

Absolute hero, man.

BINGO!!!!

They're removing Ribena because of it's links with obesity. I'm so upset, I'll probably head down their sweets aisle to console myself.

I'm still pissed off that they're removing Ribena from their shops. Pricks.

I made £400 from some end-of-season mix-and-match betting. Just preparing for next season, do any other websites do anything like PP's televised games offer? In other words, bet £20 and get a free £10 in-play bet.

Mourinho

Race? Usain Bolt vs Three-legged, more like.

Is it Kate Abdo? She's great.

We were. He'd certainly make up for Mbemba's lack of height - could be quite a duo, actually.

Nicked that for Twitter purposes

It won't be too far short of £15m though. £13m-ish.

Must admit, I was all for Austin until we signed Mitrogol. That money must go elsewhere before we think about getting another striker. I'm surprised Ashley sanctions this move, considering he's an injury concern and will never return the £15m back in sales.

Definitely not how I'd have replaced Benteke. That Amavi is meant to be class, but I reckon they're a good shout to go down. EDIT: The Ayew brothers are Jordan and Andre? Their parents must be fans of celebrity marriages.

AP on next season and how injuries could affect form: We can beat anyone below the top four when we have our full team. We can beat anyone.... as long as they're below the top 4. And no-ones hurt. And we've not sold Cabaye. And we're at home. And they're down to 10 men.

I hate it when people use "your stadium's lopsided" as a jab, when it's the thing I love most about it. Make the Gallowgate bigger, yes, but leave it at that - asymmetry is beautiful.

He's a pathetic captain too. Absolutely shocking, then he tried to bail on us mid-season.

Plenty of time to put his name to Earth, Wind & Fire's 'September' tbh.

Some minging groups there - it's all so dull.

Even better

Still prefer the Wombles one but this is a clear 2nd place. Brilliant

No way :lol:

Must be awkward when he returns to his Man United teammates, right?

"Mbemba the name - Wayne Rooney"