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Like: Wijnaldum (loan), Isak, Badiashile, Kamara Not as much: Ramsey (loan), Cantwell, Diego Carlos Hard to bloody keep up though

Really need to move on from Digne.

Not bothered about Coutinho, like. Hopefully we do better.

“Hello. I’m here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Diego Carlos is a man. And when a man is sent off, it is sad. All of us will get sent off one day. In this case, it is Diego Carlos who has done so.”

I'm giddy as fuck catching up on all today's new pages, mind This is surreal, mental, cloud fucking cuckoo-land shit. It's amazing Although I'd quickly move on from Digne and focus on the urgent gaps - striker vs Watford, then a centre back, then a centre mid. Anything after that would be a bonus.

Fingers tightly crossed

Oh hugely important. But it can't be Dwight Gayle vs Watford Sure they're aware of this though

Why haven't Atleti taken us to the cleaners here? I can't get over this £12m fee So surreal that these transfers are back. I missed ambition so much.

Digne and Trippier are obviously class & big upgrades but hear me out.... I'll still be very nervous if we go into Watford (H) without fixing our 2/3 clearest priorities. Don't think we can physically put a ball in a net without a new striker

Naturally nervous about splashing out on a CB new to the Premier League although, admittedly, I can only think of Ake or Coady as realistic domestic signings.

I got a little reply and block from Luke. I'm absolutely chuffed ??

Another wine + whine session from everyone's favourite twat. Although he does say he's not drinking again. Apart from that beer a few hours ago

Assumed Burnley would get out of it, as always. But we beat them, now this. Cornet off to AFCON too.

Isn't Sarr out injured for a while anyway? The Dennis incident is the true stinker.

Be nice if Burnley equalise but if a winner had to be picked, would slightly prefer Leeds. Always felt they'd find a way out of trouble eventually.

£30m for Botman? Not a lot, man.

Four attempts Will never stop being funny. Don't think I could handle five, so might be best they do it this time

I'd normally agree but, assuming those are Trippier's real tattoos, isn't that a phenomenal Photoshop?

I love a good redemption story. Favourite narrative.

Sunday: Website crash robs me of 50+ Free Hit points Monday: Captain Ronaldo (2) Tuesday: Captain Salah (0) Wednesday: ???? (probably time for a Dias or Alonso rest ) Not the best Craig David cover but it'll do.

If West Ham don't help us out, all of last night's optimism has already gone Really can't see Leeds or Brentford getting fully pulled in.

Hopefully we find that one more player to get this and Southampton done. Everyone else is doing it, we may as well join in.

Amazing turnaround from this God. Although we shouldn't rewrite history - he truly was horrific for a while - there's nothing wrong in now saying his recent performances have been brilliant. Confidence goes a long way in football and he could just keep getting better and better, which is a season-changing thought.