Ketsbaia

It feels a bit odd when a player calls his boss by first name.

I don't see why Sherwood is highly rated, like. He did alright in his 5 months at Spurs.... par for the course. He had quality players there but has no experience of a relegation battle. A risky appointment, to say the least.

I know this is Ashley we're dealing with, but he won't risk that TV money on John Carver - who'll soon be racking up defeats left, right and centre. While he may con the board into thinking 6 points from 6 is good, he won't be able to mask the next 2 months.

Yeah, our games are turning nasty. Then again, we're on 32 points.... probably only 2 or 3 away from survival.

Gareth Southgate would be a nice fit for Villa, dunno if he'd leave the under-21s though.

McClaren spent time at QPR under Redknapp, so hopefully they'll make the first move.

We're not going down but that doesn't mean we should be happy, or won't go down next season. I have no faith that the job will go to someone other than Carver, in which case, it will be relegation.

Roughly 50. It'll do but this freefall needs to stop. Great looking fixtures in 10 days, though.

Paul Lambert gone, apparantly.

All this bad luck, man. Today, I've had Phil Jones go off injured after 5 minutes. Nobody is as unlucky as me

It's great to have a matchday pulse again. To actually care what happens.... what a feeling. TOON TOON!!!

While they were above it I thought they'd ultimately be alright. But now they're in the bottom 3, I dunno how they'll out.

Don't want to butter you up, but that's brilliant

5-1 gestures are canny embarrassing when they've just won 4 in a row.

Warburton was born and bred a manager.

I hate this game. It's just bad decision after bad decision at the moment. I've Newcastle 96'd my H2H league.... 12 point lead just about to go

Sanchez has been limping for a while, he'll probably come off at half time. Bad luck was invented for me because this run of shite isn't an accident

The ambition of Brentford, man. Never been in Premier League, yet they're chatting up Paco Jemez - they'll get him too.

Sanchez starts, so I'm taking a 4pt hit and making him captain. Guaranteed to go wrong

Those numbers are bloody scary, man. What is football? Any other league is completely pointless now, as quality players will end up at mediocre clubs. Basically, all the problems of current football are about to get magnified even more.

I hope Sky keep the rights - they're the best around. I don't want the next Setanta/ESPN/Premier Plus to get a significant amount.

Yeah, two for Icardi.

Yeah he was at RB and played quite well, actually. Received a nice reception from the Inter fans.

I really needed a clean sheet from either Burnley or West Brom. Both gone by half time. Fuck off

Maya Yoshida is a prick. And so is Chelsea's defence!