Ketsbaia

They'll get Wee Phillie on board just to seal the deal.

McClaren is a 6/10, which is poor until you compare with Carver's 2/10. We can and should do better but I'm so petrified of Ashley, I'd take Sccchteve. He's even fairly likeable. I'm just desperate to support my team again

Something for Shola to aspire to

I think I'm ill, because I'm not totally sure they'll beat us. Both managers have changed (in name) and both teams are currently crimes against humanity. It'll be a game that's ugly to all five senses, a horrible scrotum of a match. 1-1 (Defoe; Cabella).

Yeah, clubs won't go for this. It's stupid. It should go nearer the other extreme.

At home to an Everton side who were smashed & demoralised in Kiev three days ago? Absolutely.

Alan, where did the 91 in your name come from? Glad you fucked off to London, by the way.

QPR could beat a shattered Everton tomorrow, then you have 2 teams just 1pt behind Sunderland. Oh man, if we could just avoid defeat to these.....

That's the kind of goal that relegated teams get. All the grafting, only for late heartbreak. Awful match, though. West Ham deserved at least one penalty.

The run of 8 successive H2H defeats is seemingly over 57pts with Terry, Hazard and Defoe left. Cheers, Harry!

As annoying as it is to be overtaken, you can't change history. He was the devil.

All the players not in your fantasy team. All I need is Aguero

Who set up the goal?

I really want Mane in but the future transfer of Costa for Defoe prevents that

Kane.

Shades of this... http://www.dangerhere.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/brown_phil_jumper.jpg

Myhill (mci) Alderweireld (BUR), Vertonghen (LEI), Terry (hul) Hazard (hul), Eriksen (LEI), Ozil (new), Sanchez (new) Aguero (WBA), Kane ©(LEI), Defoe (whm) Apart from Myhill & Defoe, that team should cause destruction. Knowing my luck, it'll be self-destruction!

Why are they telling him about the summer. Find a fucking manager! They have

Would love us to sign the likes of Ayew, Mitrovic, Grenier, ANY defender etc but being gazumped by a better club has to be the likeliest outcome.

They got suspiciously high amounts for De Bruyne, Lukaku and David Luiz, mind. Think they made a profit on Schurrle as well.

I like this Steven Gerrard one http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-940/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/1/15/1421314424717/David-Squires-020.jpg

A new boss AND bringing Johnson back for the derby? Feels like cheating.

http://i.guim.co.uk/static/w-940/h--/q-95/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/2/12/1423742747011/4b9057cb-24b9-4594-a5e7-19540373597a-1174x2040.jpeg

The mascots

These are amazing :lol: The League Cup one is class, Steve Bruce's face is class and 'Bullshit Rodeo' is spot on.