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Glad for the win actually - I didn't think he'd get sacked today, so we may as well win. There's no point sacking Pardew if we get relegated anyway. It was a minging 1-0, won only due to Leicester being awful. We're 2 of 5 truly woeful sides in this league. As for Pardew, today changes nothing.

A bittersweet week - one one hand, Aguero and Tadic have brought in hauls, but I very nearly bought Obertan (who would've came off the bench) & captained Aguero. 58 with 4 to go, but it could easily have been 80 or 90

Aguero was captain until 10am

The thought of Keane sitting in a studio with headphones on, reading his book to himself

Almost made Ulloa captain, as it worked with Sigurdsson last time. Captaincy went to Hazard over Sterling, Aguero and Tadic.

I'm keeping Costa in but changing my 5th midfielder to someone who actually plays (ie not Zaha), just in case.

0% doubt.

If we're judging Cabaye by his final 2 or 3 months, he might be better than Herrera. But his inconsistent 2.5 years as a whole? No chance. Herrera is really good.

Brahimi is one of my faves, like. Wish we had him!

10 devastating Pardew stats. http://whatculture.com/sport/10-shocking-statistics-prove-alan-pardew-sacked.php

My heart bleeds for him.

If the club were smart, they'd refuse to sell Cisse. Let the other transfer fees arrive but Cisse would be great in the Championship.

57 for me. I'd consider myself a good FPL player, I top most leagues and yet am nowhere near you guys 57 should be a good week

Hazard scores but Courtois goes off Ridiculous. Chambers was set to come in next week too! Anyway, c'mon Arsenal!

All of yesterday's good work undone by Di Maria So now, while I'm persisting with Hazard, Di Maria is now far too expensive to get. Gutted.

It's like when women fancy twats because they want to be the girl that finally tames them. Managing NUFC is likely to go terribly wrong but if they are 'the one' to bring success, they'll be invincible. That's our appeal.

My girlfriend says he's in Cafe 21 (on the quayside) so, when I pick her up soon, I'm gonna give him such a stern look. The prick will have no idea what to do.

Richard Keys ‏@richardajkeys Protected Tweets 1m1 minute ago Dennis Wise tells BeIN Sports Mike Ashley won't sack Alan Pardew any time soon. Nor was he going to.

Cheers Papiss, you cunt! #SackPardew

Captain Siggy did quite well, although I was hoping for a goal. Fingers crossed for bonuses.

Gutted about that equaliser

She's definitely on the SackPardew.com roundtable. No doubt about it.

Tadic & Aguero in for Ramsey & Adebayor. Sigurdsson captain. Quietly confident that I'll get over 30 this week....

Glad to see Clyne there

A formation change may not reap rewards but it's something. At least it shows he's not actively trying to lose.