Ketsbaia

Just noticed this on NUFC's 2013-14 Wiki: 17 June 2013: Kinnear's interview with Talksport sees him claim to have signed Dean Holdsworth for Wimbledon for £50,000 although it was actually £650,000, sold Robbie Earle, signed goalkeeper Tim Krul and defender James Perch when he was previously manager for just over four months during the 2008-09 season. He also said he won the LMA manager of the year award three times although he only won it once, despite paying £7.5 million for striker John Hartson at Wimbledon he claimed to have signed him on a free. He also mispronounced the names of plenty of people including managing director Derek Llambias, calling him Derek Llambiaze. He also claimed to have managed Wimbledon for over ten years when it was only seven. Man, that was crazy

He'll be straight into Cabaye's FM team

Actually, it might be Bruno from Anderlecht. How random, he must really hate Sissoko and Tiote.

Yeah, I was stuck on the RM too.

Atletico put back in their place. A modern day Icarus. As for Costa, he's ok.

Jack fucking Colback, man. I'm embarassed. It's the defining Pardew transfer in the Ashley era - a cheap, English, grafting cunt. No ambition whatsoever.

Jose Fonte to Liverpool, £96m

Picking one out of Bosnia and Nigeria is painful.

As long as we get a better striker, I'm fine with McCormack for £4-5m. Better striker, Cisse, McCormack then Perez & Armstrong is an ok set of strikers. Certainly better than Shola and De Jong!

I've stopped replying now, he's just spewing clichéd bullshit. Maybe it's an amazing parody? Do people really think like this?

My points were that PL is low in quality, high in entertainment, that they were all shit against City, we've been slaughtered enough without MYM and that he was left out by Deschamps because he's not playing. Easy stuff, man. I can't believe people have these thoughts, though

Absolutely disgraceful by the club, as always. Even worse is an ex-workmate on twitter.... not good enough im afraid, the pace and rigours of the premier league showed him to be distinctively average...£8.5m go figure good player in average leagues like most european players nowadays...Premier League separates the boys from the men Quality equals entertainment...He never coped well consistently was barracked by Carragher and Neville on Sky after Man City. Subbed at half time against Spurs maybe Everton...clearly out of his depth in England...French league is his level im afraid. The decision by Deschamps speaks volumes IMO wasnt deemed world cup quality...says it all I think Pardew releasing some of the French contingent can only be a good thing IMO need a backbone of English.

It sounds even more accurate after that interview tbh.

And they've extended Seb Larsson's contract for some reason.

A Spanish newspaper says these are closing in on Ever Banega for £8m

This is brilliant The World Cup has seen Kuwait, New Zealand and El Salvador over the years - now it has Shola.

Fabregas is amazing. If Chelsea get him they'll win the league, if Arsenal get him they'll.....still come 4th. But still, top player. He'd improve Man Utd dramatically.

I'll be crushed if Shola doesnt make the cut.

Off to West Brom, then?

Oh what a huge giant shame this would be Although it's pretty bad that we cant even get the Colbacks of this world!

Surely Liverpool can do better than Lovren. Theyre blowing lots of money right now, yet none of these will take them up a level.

Billy Jones and Jordi Gomez. It's like one of those huge tyre fires.

£9m isn't that shocking, really. He's a good PL striker. I'm just surprised that, after Shaw and Lallana, they're choosing to keep selling. I can see them struggling next season. It's a silly sale.

Yanga-Mbiwa, man. What the fuck is going on at this football club?!?!

He sounds keen, like. Poor lad.