Ketsbaia

They'll still probably go down (albeit after beating us twice) but I'd be a lot more confident if he went. Shame.

I've got third degree burns, just from looking out the window. Well jel.

AVB shouldn't have been sacked.

Ah cool, he can say hi to Demba

This.

Bolasie has 12 months left on his contract, as he's been linked with Liverpool today. Much rather him than Zaha, if he wants young English pacey fret.

We've been trained to celebrate not signing Steve fucking Sidwell. Grim times. EDIT: This made more sense in my head.

Is Pochettino even that good? I know Pardew thinks the mighty Southampton are out of reach but, if I was Spurs, I'd rather get de Boer.

Pochettino > Spurs Poyet > Southampton Lennon > Sunderland Moyes > Celtic Pardew still here.

Got anymore stories like that? Yeah but James Milner stole them

I was going to joke about how that looks a bit like Luka Modric, but just found out it IS him. But.....it looks nothing like him! A disappointing anecdote.

Pardew not jumped onto that rusty spike yet? Shame.

Inter's standards have dropped so much over recent years. I like Ince....but really?!?!

Grenier > Cabella imo, although both would be superb*. *until they get Pardewed after 2 months, of course.

If we fuck up the Schalke tournament, there's his excuse.

Well I'm glad he's finally addressing the Cabaye situation.

So who else from Atleti do we expect to leave? Courtois back to Chelsea, probably Costa joining him. What about Koke or Filipe?

What an extra time btw Bale has a shitter but is now immortalised as the man that won La Decima. 4-1 in the history books too, this is insane! Then Simeone goes nuts.

What the hell happened? Simeone has been dignified all season and he's absolutely melted. It's so sad to see all this.

YESSSS!

I gave myself a headache celebrating that goal. I'm in agony The drama in football is unbeatable, no film could ever get close to it. FUCKING HELL!

Oh fuck

So predictable. What was the point?

Then again, if you're QPR, you wouldn't accept any fee at all for Remy. Unless there's a release clause, it's not worth selling him for £10-15m. He might strike, sulk, put in a transfer request etc but they can easily say no.