Ketsbaia

He doesn't give a shit who he plays for, as long as the £££ is there. He has the choice between £££ + Champions League, or just £££.

Really dont want Redknapp, Fernandes etc back Now they'll splash the cash again and - if they get it right - open up another relegation spot.

Fucking hell.

Right call.

C'mon Derby

Didnt think Lampard would go, like. Cole, Lampard & Shola in one day is too much to take.

Did he ever really happen?

He never really felt like ours, as good as he is. And its not exactly a shock to the system that he's going. So goodbye Loic, thanks for keeping Pardew in a job. Prick.

Or Shawcross is coming up here.

It feels like Lennon has been there a lot longer than 4 years.

Joined. Do we predict everything now, then?

The only 2 clubs I see buying him are PSG and Arsenal, but they've been linked with Dani Alves and Aurier. So there's a chance he'll stay, its just that any player with any self-respect would be looking to leave right now. And this one is actually quite good.

Shawcross would be a brilliant signing. I'm surprised Diame doesnt get linked with us more, considering his tiny release fee.

Cool if it happens, despite being imminently Pardewed.

Surprised at Cesc, Alves and Pedro.

£8.5m is absolutely nothing in the Premier League now. Players ranging from awful to average go for more than that. Yet we'll still baulk at that price

Gathered loads of young Germans for Schalke on FM: Meyer, Goretzka, Draxler, Papadopoulos, Werner, Ginter etc. Germany

Anyone mentioned that Stocker has signed for Hertha?

This 'stepping stone' status is the only thing stopping us being relegated while Ashley/Pardew are here.

Mitrovic

In all seriousness, I can definitely see us in for Payet. Not only is he French and a previous target, he's staggeringly cheap.

Been messed about by a series of managers, played left back, right back, left wing. Gus seems to have got him onside and rarely moves him out of position. He's also started getting into the box a bit more this season. I'd be gutted to lose him tbh. He'll f***ing love it here then Majority of this season you have not had a wide player in a wide position right? Sissoko, Gouffran, Anita, Dummett I've all seen play there. Why is Ben Arfa not starting? His best form for you came on the right? Oh, man. That's a heartbreaking question.

Barca have hardly created anything, then score an amazing goal. Brilliant, and now Atleti have to score. Love owt like this, me. C'MON BARCA :clap:

If Chelsea are willing to loan him, you'd imagine Everton would want him again. Would love him here though, obviously.

Glad theyve done that, mind. Keys is a right smug know-it-all tweeting bellend.