Ketsbaia

GET INNNN!! Nice start to a Friday.

Meatloaf supports Hartlepool and that's good enough for me.

April Fools was last month, mate.

I'm done too.

A new low for this club and that really is saying a lot. They've just confirmed there is no reason to give any shit about this club for a long, long time. I fucking hate football so much.

I'm in, but annoyed we have to wait a while to pick our squads.

Just remembered 2006's 'Battle of Nuremberg'. Class It's on the BBC website, just a shame that Mark Bright was commentating!

Realistically (I don't think we'll be after the likes of Tom Ince, Caulker etc), I'd like Grenier/Cabella, Shelvey, Gomis, another striker and a centre back. But a winger is needed too.

I just hope he chooses to stay for a final year and Pardew gets sacked during our relegation battle. Maybe an injury could keep him out for a few months to put off other clubs.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/10825717/Newcastle-United-owner-Mike-Ashley-decides-against-sacking-Alan-Pardew-and-gives-him-60m-transfer-budget.html £60m

I'd only attend his testimonial just to make sure he was leaving.

This club can fuck off, as far as I'm concerned. If he stays, I cant take caring anymore. To me, Pardew is the devil.

I think it's very refreshing if Shaw, Sterling, Barkley etc go. Hodgson will get a lot of good will too, England won't win the World Cup or get anywhere near it. So they may as well blood the youngsters in (who also happen to be really good and in form).

Ridiculous price.

I'd not take relegation, like. Then again, I think Ashley would sack the shithead if we were in deep trouble. He chose to sign those 5 last January instead of sacking, but Ashley won't like having to bail him out again.

If they cant get a loan signing better than Borini, they're going down. The twat has been amazing for them, every important goal seems to be his.

So Shola sarcastically asked to be sent off?

Ah class, the banners? Just that one, right?

Not sure he's retiring like He's been retired for about 3 years now.

So happy Gerrard took those 2 free kicks. Was starting to worry.

A beautiful way to end his Newcastle career. I'm still howling with laughter - he dissented twice within 10 seconds. Why? It's an irrelevant game, man. Unbelievable First Zidane, now Shola.

Shit happens.

I've done a shorter, reader-friendly, possibly better version of my blog on why Pardew must go. It doesn't compare to Wullie's tbh but it's passionate. http://gegenpress.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/why-newcastle-united-need-to-sack-alan.html

Still on for that canvas print of the Shola & Messi handshake

The Greatest? Hmmm, I dunno. Everyone else made it pretty easy for them.