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AARRRGHH it's so heartbreaking to read, man. It makes you lose faith in football and confirms that either Pardew leaves, or Hatem does. And I don't like which option looks likely.

He loves this club so much and we love him back, but he's being treat like shit by management. He's a maverick, a genius and easily the most talented I've seen at SJP. It's just so, so sad to see this happening.

Mates on my uni course still think he's done nothing wrong. I've had enough.

I'm not against buying British tbh, as long as it isn't restricted to Brits-only. We do sorta need more of them. Shelvey and Snodgrass are decent players and would be fine squad members.

MOAR BRITS, MOAR FRET

Gameweek 37 West Ham 1-2 Tottenham Aston Villa 2-1 Hull Man Utd 2-1 Sunderland Newcastle 1-0 Cardiff Stoke 0-1 Fulham Swansea 2-2 Southampton Everton 0-1 Man City Arsenal 3-2 West Brom Chelsea 2-0 Norwich Crystal Palace 1-2 Liverpool Man Utd 3-0 Hull Man City 4-0 Aston Villa Sunderland 0-2 West Brom

If he saw that performance and thought we "worked hard" and left "with our dignity intact", then I'm convinced he's spouting this bullshit on purpose because he knows he's off. Because his analysis couldn't be more clearly wrong.

Still fuming with Neville and Carragher, I foolishly thought better of them. To trot out the same bullshit that everyone else does is ridiculous.

Bullshit from Carragher and Neville. How can they say those things with a straight face? Ridiculous.

Neville being a dick, even though he's normally canny.

Bloody Arsenal, man. One more would've been a clean sweep....it was more than a 3-0 really.

Job done, superb result More would've been nicer but the point has been made. The penny drop is deafening.

He's going, like.

And the banners This is perfect.

Arsenal need to hurry up and score one, like.

Can't even keep his tie in the right place. Tosser.

The players aren't blameless either, but they're far from the main problem. Get that snake of a man sacked first.

Spotty dog Going fantastically well so far.

MONEY!!!!!

From Dizzee Dan Gosling and MC Willo?

Arsenal

£2 on Arsenal -2 £2 on Arsenal -3 £2 on Arsenal to win both halves We're going to win this, aren't we?

I quite like Shelvey tbh. He'd do quite well here - unless Pardew is boss (obviously).

Already loved Hatem - now he's sacrificing himself? It's Guevara-like shit, I'm cheering him all the way. #TeamHatem