Ketsbaia

In an attempt to jinx them, I put 3 bets on - Sunderland win, Sunderland (-2), Borini anytime. I won VERY nearly went for 4-0 at 90-1 though. Thats the real heartbreak.

Next week: Man Utd vs Sunderland Stoke vs Fulham Newcastle vs Cardiff Could see mackems back in 18th/19th. Their games against West Brom/Swansea should be far harder than Cardiff too. I dunno, just some moronic hope.

My 3 bets won and I VERY nearly bet on 4-0 at 90-1. Doubly gutted. Theyre most likely staying up but, after next week, theyll probably be back in the bottom 3 again. So you never know. This "miracle" stuff is crap though. They had plenty of games, a decent gap to close, great fixtures and terrible shit surrounding them. The only miracle was selling out Plastic Bag Arena.

"#to #the"

West Brom are decent, they'll get something at Sunderland. Swansea are tough to call. Man Utd should beat them but that hardly works with these cretins.

Sunderland are capable of losing to anyone in this league, thats our hope. But I'm sure they'll get the win they need.

Fucking Fulham. Bullshit.

He could be the next Phil Schofield, even though Schof is canny. Imagine him on 'The Cube'....you've got 20 seconds to fit as many left backs as possible in there. He'll probably blame science if it goes wrong.

I hope Nikhil is ok

For the next few weeks, it's all about the Fulham

I don't think he's middle-class enough tbh.

I'm going with the obvious answer: As replacement for Gosling, I've no problem at all. But if it's for Cabaye? We're in trouble.

Spoilsport!

http://marcjobling.wordpress.com/2014/04/25/nufc-10-reasons-why-alan-pardew-must-go/ Bit long though...

Awful, awful news. RIP

We should rent out a room st SJP and run a swapshop, like the good ol' days.

Bought one and will be taking it with me to the match. Live on TV

Ronaldo, Cabaye, Abel Hernandez and shiny Algeria. Haven't bought any for a while actually, thanks for the reminder

Does Ashley go to the London games? Hopefully a heavy defeat annoys him.

Palace's final 3 games are Man City, Liverpool and Fulham So, on the final day, we'll have to choose between cheering for Sunderland's relegation or Pardew's sacking. Probably not both.

Maybe Ashley is sick of Pardew keep having to tell him why he should stay. Having said that, a pre-arranged meeting makes Ashley less likely to do something 'rash' like sack a manager. It indicates that they're trying to co-operate.

We've went for Moyes twice before? Ohhh man, that feels like a tiny glimmer of hope. Don't do this.

Think I had a mini heart attack seeing the thread title. Laughter hides the tears, I think many would throw in the towel if this new deal happens.

Gameweek 36 Southampton 1-2 Everton Fulham 1-0 Hull Stoke 1-1 Tottenham Swansea 3-0 Aston Villa West Brom 2-2 West Ham Man Utd 2-0 Norwich Sunderland 1-0 Cardiff Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea Crystal Palace 1-2 Man City Arsenal 5-0 Newcastle

We'll cope. Be amazing if we could get over £10m too.