Ketsbaia

Cant wait to put Eriksen in next year's FPL team

Poor Jay

They'll get something tonight.

Caulker, Medel, Mulumbu & Berahino. Swansea aren't going down.

A mate at Uni supports Norwich and detests Hughton, often going on endless rants. As a NUFC fan with my head screwed on, I sympathised with him. He's practically dancing today, by the sounds of it.

Same.

As long as they get nothing against Spurs and Everton, they're toast. With loads of jam on.

10 minutes from perfection. Something has to go wrong....

This could be beautiful. Although if they've already been fined, can they be punished again?

Just what shitty West Brom need - a fractured dressing room!

Never seen him play but he's meant to be a superb talent. It'll be an honour to see him at PSG in 3 or 4 years time....

Has Ter Stegen already been signed? The one summer they might finally sign defenders.....

GW33: Man City 2-1 Southampton A.Villa 2-0 Fulham Cardiff 1-1 Crystal Palace Hull 2-1 Swansea Newcastle 0-4 Man Utd Norwich 1-0 West Brom Chelsea 2-0 Stoke Everton 1-1 Arsenal West Ham 1-4 Liverpool Tottenham 0-1 Sunderland

What a goal by Diego.

Bad decision, such a strenuous trip will have them knackered until January at least.

I'm confused as to what we want to happen for Norwich (32pts, -25 GD) vs West Brom (29pts, -12GD). A WBA win would increase the gap from Sunderland but it's likely that Norwich won't get any more points and their GD is worse than Sunderland's. They'd be catchable. A draw is obviously not great either.

5 at the back needs exceptional wing backs and tbf I think Debuchy could be good at it - he gets forward a lot for us already! It's just the other side that'd be a problem.

Man Utd are shit, so itll only be 4-0 or 5-0.

I'm so glad I deleted to have deleted my team, although I'm already stressing about next year's strikers. Can probably only afford 2 from Suarez, Sturridge, Rooney, Aguero and whoever Chelsea buy.

Still think itll be between these and WBA to go down but have just noticed that WBA's goal difference (-12) is much better than Sunderland's (-20). That could seal it, especially with the mackems going to Man City, Chelsea and Man Utd.

Poyet's starting XI was insane. Going 5-3-2 (with 2 def mids) at home in a must-win game, whilst benching Adam Johnson who - despite only playing well in 10% of games - is their main threat. I assumed resting him at Anfield was so he could start this, but no. I'd say they're nearly gone but there could easily be a twist to come in those Spurs and Everton games.

Made full use of Mannone there

Sunderland fans go "WHEYYYY" when Carroll blazed over. He's scored against you, you're losing and you're about to get relegated

Ahhhh Roger Johnson. That'll do it