Ketsbaia

Gordon and Barnes. In hindsight, I'm not sure we stood much of a chance.

Thought we'd win it but was disappointed in the performance. It was a strange one - we weren't great but still made them look worse, yet they won. Couple of questionable calls from Howe, though. Marcus Rashford, man. Of all players.

Seeing PSV, Leverkusen, Spurs + Athletic ranked above is a bit weird, mind. Totally disagree with that.

Did a summer article on promoted teams' first 6 matches. There's a really strong correlation. Those on 0-6 pts go down, 8+ stay up, while 7 goes either way. These lucky pricks are already on 7.

Good point. I was trying to do the same last week and it didn't work. Honestly don't want to see his name in any format ever again.

4-5 weeks out, man. Disastrous start. So bloody typical.

Dammit, been there twice this week.

If Bayern are pissed off, then it's a compliment.

Spat on.

London can be class. I miss living there and, if it wasn't for this mortgage, I think we'd cave in and move back.

When researching him earlier, I was shocked at how quickly 'Woltemania' is escalating - he was on the bench in Stuttgart's first 10 league matches of last season + sometimes came on. Was left out of their Champions League squad, too. Basically, he's been a starter since December and is now here as our club record signing. Very risky (but exciting).

Feels like bad news for us.

Wish it was Gordon who'd left for Liverpool

Today's attempt to justify these events is that Isak/Wilson combined for just 23 league goals last season. Let Wissa and Woltemade get 12 each and we're better.

I wish him every inch of misery forever and ever. The piece of shit.

So not even today's silver lining has happened, ffs. Wish this asteroid would hurry up.

4 out of 10

Surprised we're not proceeding with 3 strikers, when we've just been presented with clear evidence about why we need some.

Long way back from here.

May this football club rot in hell.

How can everyone be so chill with seeing him in a Liverpool shirt, smiling, celebrating a goal? And seeing Liverpool fans happy? Knowing that we've completely caved in and embarrassed ourselves. Maybe it's a coping mechanism, but in no way is this sale good news.

Desperate for a reason to try walking away from football, a sport that I truly hate. The problem is work. PL writing is what I do. Just wish another job would come up, but it never does. Fuck you, Isak. Fuck you, PIF.

Seeing all the big gun journalists - as bad as they've been - do their late Isak tweet is hurting, like. The rage at this time tomorrow just feels inevitable.

It'd be pathetic, it'd be weak, it'd be indefensible. Fully expecting tomorrow to be a turning point in the PIF ownership. Think they'll lose a chunk of fans if they cave in (especially without a replacement).

Focus on Guehi, la.