Ketsbaia

Fucking phew. That was terrifying.

A nasty opponent right now. I'd not get upset at a draw - especially given Chelsea's dropped points - but obviously a win is within reach and they have a cup semi on the horizon. Think they'll score at least once, mind.

I really want to buy Tonali merch before flying to Italy on Wendesday but it feels too late Just want to strut down the streets and show off to locals that I'm a Newcastle United fan, with their bairn being absolutely phenomenal for us.

I had 4pts as the par for today + Palace. Then Chelsea slipped up, we won today.... we've earned ourselves a slight safety net but we can beat Palace too, as tricky as they are. 10pts from 7 should secure top five

If it's more white than black If there are too many stripes

As a general rule, I hate being confident for our matches. The ones where we clearly should be winning. So the nerves are well underway.... score draw?

Sick of Villa but I suppose even the thought of them dropping points at Southampton was ludicrous. Forest went well. Really need Spurs to show up against them - which sounds equally ludicrous tbf!

Unfortunately, looks like it'll be Sheff Utd in the playoffs. Mackems would beat them.... just have to hope Coventry have a say

Wins - Man Utd, Ipswich, Everton Draws - Palace, Chelsea, Brighton Defeats - Villa, Arsenal That's 65 points, which seems about 50/50 for fifth place.

I'm more worried about the Palace game than this one. Hopefully we get at least four points from these couple.

Just the nicest guy

Managers keep falling over themselves to play younger and younger kids. So now we're down to 15?

Too much Sunderland attention in the chants. They should merely be dots in our rearview mirror, the place we're going....

Murphy and Livramento

The more confident matches are usually the dangerous ones. However....

Does that 'It's in Black and White' city centre store have consistent opening hours? I want to go in and check out the bucket hats but keep catching the shutters

Decent results today, after yesterday's mixed bag. Win on Monday + get 4pts from Man Utd + Palace, that'll be lush.

That Villa win felt terrible because it thrusts them right back into it, they're just bloody annoying.

Would prefer a Forest win, as they're already pretty much secure. But pretty sure Villa will, because Forest tends to win when not wanted and lose when not wanted.

Need around 16 points from 9 matches... very doable. We've not drawn in 22 matches either (depending on how you view the Brighton cup game!)

4 goals in 15 games, man. How can a team be that bad?

I reckon Forest and Brentford can do us a favour at the weekend. Get 7 from Leicester, Man U, Palace and we're looking strong.

It feels like every second or third Isak match involves a "not quite 100%" quote, which is concerning. We've been lucky that he's just about stayed on this side of the line.

I'm not allowed to say he's my favourite Italian, in case she ever sees this, but goddamn he's up there. Absolutely adore the bloke.

Old Yeller