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Gary Lineker ‏@GaryLineker 2m Speaking with Roy in the office there is a possibility Januzaj could qualify to play for England from 2015.

Well that was a good performance, more of this please.

I think its time to try something else. I've always backed Cisse but this is more than a loss in form. Bench him for a spell.

Some proper haulage for Johnson there.

Pardew's a lucky motherfucker.

Surprisingly good first half, shocking second. Holding on against a Championship club ffs. It's a vital 3 points but the damage is that Pardew stays and feels justified in those baffling changes.

Superb goal.

If Ferdinand doesnt come on, I get Amorebieta's cleanie Was hoping Captain Sturridge would do better, but that'll still do.

Cracking player. He's single handedly dragging us through the abyss.

About time they scored. Good stuff.

I'll take a defeat knowing it's probably for the greater good, we know what we get if he wins, more of the same s****. I think he will go if we get beat. That's the third game on the bounce that Ashley is at. That is strange. Couple that with the fact he had that "chat" with him. This is his last chance saloon IMO Pardew logic: I have one game to save my job, I think it's time to drop Hatem and Anita.

We'll win because life is stupid. Vindicated Pardew

Insanity from a clown. Please make this the end.

Don't know who to sell for Lukaku - Rooney, Giroud or Sturridge. Benteke is back soon too, with very generous fixtures.

So we're looking at: Krul Debuchy Willo Colo Santon Sissoko Tiote Cabaye Gouffran Cisse Remy Pardew is a fucking coward but that 11 on paper is more than good enough to win. Not that we will.

Hang on....WHAT?!?!

Moyes: Fickle Sunderland fans cost Di Canio his job. http://tyneandwear.sky.com/sunderland/article/84237/fickle-sunderland-fans-cost-di-canio-his-job-david-moyes

Staggering if he benches him. Ben Arfa is our only hope and was nowhere near the problem on Monday. Sacked if we lose. The slimy cunt deserves it.

It's Fulham vs Stoke - a minging game that should have few goals in it. Neither team has shone so far. I need to choose either Amorebieta or Mark Wilson. Have no idea which way to go.

Remy definitely. Barkley has Man City.

GW7: Man City 2-0 Everton Cardiff City 1-2 Newcastle Fulham 1-0 Stoke City Hull City 1-3 Aston Villa Liverpool 3-0 Crystal Palace Sunderland 0-1 Man Utd Norwich 1-2 Chelsea Southampton 1-1 Swansea Tottenham 2-0 West Ham West Brom 1-3 Arsenal

Chester & Brady injured, Rio & Rooney on orange inj. Captaining Sturridge this week, playing Palace at home. Yes please.

Genuinely gobsmacked if Ben Arfa becomes the scapegoat for playing ok in a hammering. Surely we wouldn't drop him.

They should have a shirt celebrating the elements Fluorine, Thorium and Silver.* *Fluorine (Fuck), Thorium (THe), Silver (mAGs)

Yet another points hit, then. The Brady injury really pisses me off