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Pep will deploy Kane at right-back for their next semi final, most likely.

That before visiting us, they're eating Italian food in Nice. If DeMarco soon tweets a black and white picture with a packet of Nice biscuits in the background, I'd say get the cans ready.

A pathetic display from England and Southgate. So boring. Kane looks lacklustre. Sick of the Grealish overhyping too, Jesus Christ.

Tottenham have completely fucked it up

There's definitely logic in testing the waters, seeing that the fans hate him and deciding to go elsewhere. Still best to assume Rafa will go there though.

Fair enough they'd want someone other than Rafa - but Eddie Howe?

If the takeover happens, we'll get someone better. If it doesn't, he's never returning anyway. Meh, we'll be fine.

Anyone else Russian to Finnish their work before 2pm?

Not a big deal if Rafa goes to Everton, I'm sure we can do better once if this takeover happens.

France looked like they didn't need to get out of first gear. Scary stuff, just like when Mbappe sped past Hummels.

Surprised they didn't even mention him being onside, given I assumed it'd be ruled out.

Ergh, Ronaldo.

Using Larry David's logic, if she's ugly then he's a sound, noble guy.

So many fans

Jamie Vardy now co-owns the Rochester Rhinos. Because why not.

Glad to have skipped that one. As soon as 'Sweden' appears, I'm out of there.

There's no 2pm game tomorrow, surely they could've squeezed it in then. Finland due to play on Wednesday too but exceptional circumstances.....

I'm pissed off at deciding to sit out Holland v Ukraine

I'd only accept a name change if they agree to put up a 'For League One football, your destination is Sunderland' mural.

No idea what happened but the player/fan reactions are horrific.

She's really growing on me. Well something is, anyway.

https://twitter.com/JBurtTelegraph/status/1403465762497564672?s=19 Everton getting Nuno rather than Rafa

This Micah and Roy SkyBet series is canny funny. Although seeing Keane as a human being doesn't sit right with me

Always did seem a bit dodgy. Now he's at the Young Boys Wankdorf Stadium.

Interestingly, Bruce was hired to be Pasty in Chief