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If that's us done, think I'm back up to around 6. It was vital that we got more attacking talent.

Really thought we'd get this done. We absolutely HAVE to get some sort of attacker now, like.

Bit annoyed at Everton getting Alli, like. Always liked him as a player.

Drop this and go Lingard, surely.

Properly excited for tomorrow. Going to be working from home on the sofa with SSN on - although tbf, it is relevant to the job. Not fussed about a left-back. Not sure what to think about Burn either but let's get him, Lingard and maybe another CB

Chuffed

Guimaraes, Guimaraes (to the tune of Amadeus) This would be an absurdly good signing, genuinely cannot believe it

Bit nervous if they get Hodgson, mind.

Wood actually had some appeal, as Burnley's two look ok.

I'd prefer Wood over the Reims kid, so will just tell myself that Wood & Trippier cost £32m - £20m for Trippier, £12m for Wood

Just seen this. FUCKING HELL

Wood's worth the money just because it confirms Burnley's relegation. But Azmoun seems a no-brainer and we desperately need to have someone within 48 hours.

Wasn't he class in our previous game, Man United?

Badiashile would be preferred. Think he'll be class.

Today changes nothing for me. Seen us suffer enough embarrassments (Stevenage, Oxford) and enough crisis weeks that somehow lead to a big win to think it'll happen again here.

Dad's got this vendetta against ASM so he loved today.

Might be a bad idea coming in this thread, if I deemed Twitter over-the-top I know it's unromantic but I really don't mind being out of the cup. First half, we dominated. Second half was bad. But I was already annoyed that ASM, Trippier and Joelinton were being risked in this match. Priorities 1, 2 and 3 are survival. Half this lot won't be playing during it. Let's get some players in

Like: Wijnaldum (loan), Isak, Badiashile, Kamara Not as much: Ramsey (loan), Cantwell, Diego Carlos Hard to bloody keep up though

Really need to move on from Digne.

Not bothered about Coutinho, like. Hopefully we do better.

“Hello. I’m here as a fellow human to acknowledge that Diego Carlos is a man. And when a man is sent off, it is sad. All of us will get sent off one day. In this case, it is Diego Carlos who has done so.”

I'm giddy as fuck catching up on all today's new pages, mind This is surreal, mental, cloud fucking cuckoo-land shit. It's amazing Although I'd quickly move on from Digne and focus on the urgent gaps - striker vs Watford, then a centre back, then a centre mid. Anything after that would be a bonus.

Fingers tightly crossed

Oh hugely important. But it can't be Dwight Gayle vs Watford Sure they're aware of this though