Ketsbaia

I'd have thought we'd get at least £20m for Woodman, although I'd rather keep him as either #1 or #2.

Yeah, wouldn't like to replace him at Palace. It could easily go all Frank de Boer on them.

Up to 3rd in the N-O standings thanks to a 137pt Bench Boost. Used this week's two transfers on Pickford and Bamford (in for Mendy and Iheanacho) but wish there'd been a way to get Calvert-Lewin in. Oh well.

Surprised they didn't helicopter onto the pitch, Keegan-style.

Ralf Rangnick under new owners.

Fulham started badly but, once all their late signings settled into a new team, lost 3 times from 15 games then beat Liverpool shortly after. Meanwhile we were pathetic without ASM and Wilson. It just seemed inevitable that their momentum would catch us. Then, once they took the lead at Villa Park to finally escape the bottom three, they collapsed. Mad.

Love it. They seem class.

Isn't hindsight incredible?

Parker relegated with West Ham = baffling Player of the Year award Should we expect Manager of the Year this time?

Matheus Pereira is both realistic and brilliant. Exactly what we should be going for this summer. Him, Willock, a cheeky free striker (Ayew, Marega etc) and a couple more.

3

Think this might've peaked yesterday because today saw Watkins sent off, Maguire injured and the likes of Greenwood/DCL score. Oh dear

Yeah, shame about Charlton. Not sure who stops these going up really, certainly not Lincoln. Still embarrassing for them either way.

Ando7 is back!!! If he's confident, I'm confident.

I imagine they'd sell one of Willock or Maitland-Niles, we just have to hope that AMN's versatility makes their decision.

We definitely were in trouble, mind. But our first 11 belongs in upper mid-table and it has shown in recent weeks. Phew.

A solid 5.

Bench Boost time, although being without Vardy, Alexander-Arnold and Calvert-Lewin won't be fun.

Seems like the endgame is finally in play. Ballsy moves from our lot, let's hope for utopia

Gonna miss Aguero, like. In general, not from a Newcastle viewpoint.

The more I hear that the takeover may not be done over the summer and that Bruce will remain, the more I feel like we've wasted a lot of emotional energy over the past few months. All that effort into hoping we survive.... for nothing. Because Bruce will take us down next season.

Keep Burnley competitive for their Fulham match

Can see Fulham getting 9 points but surely we get that draw vs Sheff Utd. Right? Right?

Lampard, Gerrard, Keane. Would have to think about the other three.